Hot Slut Of The Day!
Freya, the chaos-creating walrus!
Don’t even think of screaming, “Why did you all post another pic of Elon Musk on vacation?” First of all, Freya is a bombshell bathing beauty. And second of all, Freya would never do anything as stupid and time-wasting as pretending she’s going to buy Twitter for $44 million because walruses don’t have money and she has more important things to do like sunbathing and sinking ships like she’s a Battleship grand champion. Freya is now summering in Norway and has become the #1 enemy of boat insurance companies because when she’s not lounging around like the lady of leisure she is, she’s fucking shit up by sinking boats. It’s a Hot Walrus Summer!
Freya’s antics actually go back to last year when it’s believed that she left her homeland of the Arctic (because global warming) and started her journey of lounging and destruction, which took her to Denmark, Germany, Scotland, and the Netherlands. While in Denmark, she made a submarine her personal sundeck:
— Onderzeedienst Koninklijke Marine (@ozd_czsk) October 28, 2021
And she turned another submarine into her personal velvet settee by taking a nap on it:
SUBMARINE SLEEP: A famous Dutch walrus named Freya hopped on board a Royal Netherlands Navy submarine to take a nap on Wednesday morning. Freya has been in the area for two months now, local news says. pic.twitter.com/vxi3KBSMOh
— CBS News (@CBSNews) October 27, 2021
But it’s Norway where Freya has really let everyone know that her favorite Madonna song is Causing a Commotion because that’s what she’s been doing. I guess Freya can’t find a submarine or a boat big enough to handle all her 1,500 pounds of hotness because she’s sunk small boats while trying to take a nap on them. Twitter user Wild Geerters tweeted about Reya being the talk of Norway, and the thread has turned into an ode to the sunbathing boat killer:
Big story in Norway this summer is a walrus we've named Freya has made it to our shores and is touring the country, laying around and sinking boats pic.twitter.com/rQolsxd88b
— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) July 19, 2022
https://sciencenorway.no/marine-animals-walrus/walrus-freya-creates-chaos-in-oslo-researcher-responds-i-dont-like-what-i-see/2056312
Here’s more of Freya in action:
But it’s not all fun, sunbathing, and sinking ships for Freya. ScienceNorway says that because Freya has been the IT girl of Norway, the media and her fans are swarming her and it’s stressing her out. Walrus expert Rune Aae has screamed, “LEAVE FREYA ALOOOOONE.” Because he says that Freya needs a wellness break from humans for 20 hours (me too, Freya, me too).
Aae is a doctoral fellow in science education at the University of South-eastern Norway and has surveyed the walrus Freya for a long time. He believes that the best thing to do now is to block off the area in Oslo where she is located, instead of chasing her.
Both on Monday, 18 July and Tuesday, 19 July, attempts were made to keep her away from certain places. Oslo harbour police were in place with a water hose and tried to flush her away from a boat on Tuesday.
“She needs to relax for up to 20 hours. When she is constantly stressed out by people and their presence, it is not good for her,” says Aae, who went to the place where the walrus lay on Tuesday.
Freya only stays in one place for a few days, so hide yo small boats because she may be coming to sink yours via a nap next. And Norway should also brace itself for a celebrity invasion because they’re all going to jet over from summering in Italy thanks to Freya making it this summer’s must-visit destination!
Pic: Twitter