Open Post: Hosted By Ashton Kutcher Admitting That He Puts Orange Juice In His Coffee

February 19, 2023 / Posted by:

From the man that brought us “I only wash my pits and crotch after the gym and “I poop with the door open” comes a new deranged take! As part of the press tour for his rom-less com Your Place or Mine, Ashton Kutcher appeared on The Kelly Clarkson Show to tell us that instead of milk or flavored creamer, he likes pouring orange juice into his coffee in the morning. Note to Ashton, telling the audience about your nauseating consumption habits is NOT how the sexy lead of a rom-com is meant to promote a film!

One of Kelly’s recurring segments is called Obsessions, where she and her guest talk about a current obsession and try to sell it to the audience. Kelly shared that she loves shipping container homes, and Ashton explained that he likes getting severe acid reflux every morning. via People:

Host Kelly Clarkson was skeptical of his “obsession,” telling him “I think you might be alone here” before he went on to defend his flavor preference.

“Hold on. I’m not big on creamers. I don’t like creamers. I usually drink black coffee. That is my go- to,” he explained. “But, occasionally I like light roast black coffee. And one of the things about light roast black coffee is that it has citrus notes in it.”

He then described how much orange juice he actually mixes in his cup.

“It’s the acidity that sort of gives it a brightness when you’re drinking coffee,” he explained. “If I ever have a medium roast coffee and I’m like ‘Ah, I really would prefer this be a little more light roast,’ I take just a splash — not very much — of orange juice and it brightens up the coffee, and gives it a little bit of sweetness.”

Here’s Ashton trying to persuade a very unconvinced and revolted audience.

No wonder Reese preferred to stand at least two feet away from Ashton during the promotion for Your Place or Mine. Not only does he likely have that au naturale smell (though his arm pits are laundry fresh!), but he probably has a heinous case of coffee + orange breath! I hope Netflix gave Reese hazard pay for the role!

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