Night Crumbs
And just like that, the witch that Shakira placed on her balcony and pointed toward the house of her mother’s ex makes a lot more sense. Because sources claim that Gerard Pique’s mom Montserrat Bernabeu not only knew he was cheating on Shakira but helped cover up his wandering peen ways. This allegedly led to a physical fight between Shakira and Mama Pique. Shakira has taken on wild boars before, so she’s not one to fuck with. But if Mama Pique has mastered the abuelita martial art of chancleta fighting, then that was definitely a battle for the ages – Latin Post
Prince Harry was in London today to make a surprise appearance in court for the first hearing in his latest legal tussle against The Daily Mail. Elton John, who is also suing The Mail for privacy violations along with Harry and other celebrities, was also there today. Well, Harry didn’t have to pack a tub of Crisco to slather his face with and razors to stick in the ten ginger hairs on his dome for this trip to his homeland. Because he didn’t have to worry about his brother Prince William attacking his ass again. P. Willy and his family are out of town for their children’s Easter break – The Daily Beast
Less than three months after Jeremy Renner got run over by a snowplow and had many thinking that he lost at least one limb in the accident, he posted a video of him walking on both of his working legs on an anti-gravity treadmill while continuing to recover. As many have said, Jeremy is really damn lucky, including being lucky enough to afford the best medical care that Marvel money can buy. Or maybe he made a pact with the devil in exchange for a miraculous recovery. We’ll know that’s true if he’s rumored to be dating a Kartrashian soon – The A.V. Club
It seems like the producers of Joker: Folie a Deux have spent most of the movie’s $150 million budget on Visine drops for the cast and crew to use on their sore eyeballs from rolling them so hard over Joaquin Phoenix’s method fuckery. Because the first on-set pictures of Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn came out over the weekend, and she just looked like Lady Gaga wearing a Talbots blazer and clown makeup she quickly picked up on clearance at a Spirit Halloween while making her way to a party – Variety
11-year-old me, who bravely said that the American Music Awards were better than the Grammys, would be devastated today. Because the AMAs aren’t happening this year – SOW
Shazam! Fury of the Gods continued to flop hard at the box office, thanks to John Wick! – Pajiba
QUICK! Get Detective La Toya to France so she can investigate why French President Emmanuel Macron took off his fancy watch while talking about raising the retirement age in France by two years without a vote in parliament – Celebitchy
Pic: Instagram