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Open Post: Hosted By Scooter, The Winner Of The 2023 World’s Ugliest Dog Contest

June 25, 2023 / Posted by:

The time has come again this year when certain dog owners proudly march to Petaluma, California, to loudly declare, “I have the world’s ugliest dog!” However, amongst a sea of dogs with weird hair patches and gnarly underbites, only one can be crowned ugliest. And this year’s winner is Scooter, a hairless Chinese Crested dog whose face only a dog mother could love!

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Kourtney Kardashian And Travis Barker Had A Gender Reveal

June 25, 2023 / Posted by:

Move over, 2015. 2023 is here, and gender reveal parties are still happening! And who better to extravagantly tell the world what color onesie the baby will wear for the first five years of its life than Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker? Instead of using a sign at a concert to announce whether or not the baby will play with trucks or dolls, the couple posted a video of the gender reveal on Instagram.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Dog Parade For A Man’s 100th Birthday

June 24, 2023 / Posted by:

Despite all the cons of getting older, the birthday party is one of the best things about adding another year to your life. Forcing a group of Chili’s servers to sing a knock-off version of Happy Birthday to me while I blow out a candle on a crumbling molten lava cake? Perfection. But some birthdays are better than others. To make retired college dean and dog lover Dr. Robert Moore’s Big 100 extra special, his family devised a cunning plan: host a dog parade!

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Kevin Costner’s Estranged Wife Lists Their Lavish Ass Spending Habits In Court Documents

June 24, 2023 / Posted by:

After getting hit with a surprise divorce papers in early May, Kevin Costner is going through the traditional messy drama ritual that every celebrity must go through when splitting with their partner. First, there’s speculation that his estranged wife, Christine Baumgartner, is leaving because Kevin is a serial cheater. Then Christine decided she’s not leaving their house despite whatever a silly prenup says. Then some vague news surfaced that Kevin’s ex-tenant, Daniel Starr, was kicked out because of some fight between the Yellowstone star and David that involved Christine. Now Christine is airing out all the details behind how Kevin spends his paychecks, presumably to receive better spousal support. She’s after that Waterworld money!

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Open Post: Hosted By The College Student Who Commuted By Plane To Save On Money

June 19, 2023 / Posted by:

To save up money, most people buy the cheaper soda option at the store, dine out once a week instead of three, or start carpooling. IN THIS ECONOMY, saving money is less of a nice-to-have and more of a necessity. A South Carolina student revealed that she takes pinching pennies to the extreme by flying to her internship in New Jersey. Her reasoning? The rent is too damn high!

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Spotify Executive And Podcaster Bill Simmons Calls Prince Harry And Meghan Markle “Grifters”

June 18, 2023 / Posted by:

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle stunned ears everywhere when it was announced that their landmark $20 million deal with Spotify was over. Where will we turn to now to learn about Paris Hilton or other famous people’s fake voices? Lord knows we just don’t have enough podcasts in the world today, so the end of Archetypes has disappointed some people. One of those people is Spotify executive Bill Simmons who has quietly expressed his displeasure with the royal couple. Just kidding! He took to his podcast to call them “fucking grifters.”

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