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Open Post: Hosted By Crocs And Taco Bell’s Shoe Collaboration
Do you love burritos that destroy your stomach with just one bite? Do you love hideous shoes that turn your stomach simply by looking at them? Then YOU are the target audience for some advertising agency’s thrilling idea of bringing Taco Bell and Crocs together. Feet + tacos = million-dollar revenue!
Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He Would Win If He Ran For President
The presidential election is THEE reality show of America. But instead of winning a prize of 100,000 USD and the title of next drag superstar, you get a shiny nuclear button that has the capacity to devastate millions of lives. Also, the secret service gives you a cool new nickname. That’s the beauty of these United States! Any Joe Schmo can lead the free world if they’re popular enough. Well, almost anyone. The right to rule America is only reserved for citizens born in the US. And apparently, this is the only criterion stopping Arnold Schwarzenegger from becoming number 47.
Open Post: Hosted By Rosie, Who Could Be The World’s Oldest Living Cat At 32
According to all those teen magazines I read as a child, hitting their 30s is practically a death sentence. Backaches, and no more going to da club without looking like a meemaw/pa?! Might as well just pass away quietly. However, reality has shown me that rather than fall into a cemetery plot; you can celebrate your thirty decades and continue to live a full, beautiful life. Such is the case with Rosie, who lives in the city of Norwich in England. Rosie just turned 32, making her likely to be the world’s oldest pussy!
Matty Healy Kissed A Male Security Guard At The 1975’s Show In Denmark
It’s true what they say: once you start dating Taylor Swift, you’re guaranteed press for anything you do! Embarking on her bad girl era, Taylor is dating Matty Healy, the lead singer of The 1975 and Azealia Banks’s new nemesis. The two have been hot (holding hands) and heavy (smooching in pubic), which has truly riled up the Swifties. It’s a dream come true: Matty gets his press, and Taylor gets to explore a cool new side for the inevitable album. Matty is so happy that he’s just kissing anyone he can get his hands on.
Open Post: Hosted By Fan-Created McDonald’s Ice Cream Sandwiches Made Out Of McFlurries And Hash Browns
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to put crunchy grease AND a cold dessert into your mouth at the same time? Hold on to your butts because TikTok’s got another horrible food item to test your gag reflex. The app’s food scientists have declared that today’s hottest combo is slopping some Oreo McFlurry in between two slabs of hash browns. Is this the Luther Vandross special but the dessert version? Just because you can make something, doesn’t mean you should.
Harrison Ford Says That He And Brad Pitt Had A Complicated Experience While Filming “The Devil’s Own”
For those of you who simply thrive on hot goss from 26-year-old movies that loop on the USA Network, Harrison Ford is here to supply it. The patron saint of grumpiness is back on the scene to begin promoting his new film Indiana Jones and the Million Dollar Retirement Check Dial of Destiny. During an interview with Esquire, Harrison decided to regale us with some tales from his storied career in front of the camera. He detailed his time working with Brad Pitt on the 1997 film The Devil’s Own, calling it “complicated.” Brad having a complicated experience with someone? Say it isn’t so!