It would have been a nearly all-black fashion show at the BAFTAs in London last night, in honor of the Time’s Up movement. But the class average was brought down by Duchess Kate (who was prevented from wearing black by royal no-politics protocol), and Frances McDormand (who just didn’t feel like it and showed up in pink-on-black instead).
For mostly everyone else, it was a multitude of black. Or black with a random kick of not-black, like Allison Janney. And by random, I mean a satin choker bolero on top of a Bibhu Mohapatra dress. It looks like a shirt made from the bottom half of Roger the Alien from American Dad that was put on backwards and upside down.
We know whatever Katy Perry is pretending to measure with her hand above, it’s probably not a reference to Orlando Bloom’s business.
When Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom called it quits last March, they claimed they were taking some “respectful, loving space” from each other. After a few months, rumors started up that the loving space between them was growing smaller and smaller. Despite Katy’s previous insistence that she’s just far too busy to be banging Orlando Bloom, The Sun says they’re back together.
It might be Fashion Week in New York, but not for Miranda Kerr. In fact, you should be grateful she even showed up for your silly digital magazine’s fashion shoot, Net-a-Porter. Because People magazine says Miranda recently admitted during an interview with Net-a-Porter’s The Edit that she’s stepping back from modeling. And it’s all thanks to her GAZILLIONARE husband, Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel.
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are either most certainly boinking and back together, or are just very religious followers of GOOP and trying REALLY hard to show how good they are at consciously uncoupling. The friendly exes were spotted at a beach in California over Labor Day paddle boarding. Sadly, there weren’t any n00dz this time around.
Katy Perry sent tongues wagging when she was spotted leaving an Ed Sheeran concert the other week by taking a ride on Orlando Bloom’s crotch rocket, I mean, motorcycle. Nothing gets straight white people more reared to hump on each other than a couple of hours swaying to Ed’s music, so nobody thought twice about it. But Katy is here to set the record straight! The Daily Mail reports she popped by SiriusXM’s Morning Mash Up radio show to say adults can love each other and hang out and not play hide the salami in Kitty Purry: Continue reading
…or is it gets a ride with Orlando Bloom? Tomato, tom-ahto! Katy Perry was tracked down Saturday night at an Ed Sheeran concert in Los Angeles, with none other than Legolas. E! News says they wore Hollywood’s favorite “we are fucking, but want to give the illusion we didn’t call y’all to see this” camo: dark baseball hats! A source gave more deets: Continue reading