Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are either most certainly boinking and back together, or are just very religious followers of GOOP and trying REALLY hard to show how good they are at consciously uncoupling. The friendly exes were spotted at a beach in California over Labor Day paddle boarding. Sadly, there weren’t any n00dz this time around.
Katy Perry sent tongues wagging when she was spotted leaving an Ed Sheeran concert the other week by taking a ride on Orlando Bloom’s crotch rocket, I mean, motorcycle. Nothing gets straight white people more reared to hump on each other than a couple of hours swaying to Ed’s music, so nobody thought twice about it. But Katy is here to set the record straight! The Daily Mail reports she popped by SiriusXM’s Morning Mash Up radio show to say adults can love each other and hang out and not play hide the salami in Kitty Purry: Continue reading
…or is it gets a ride with Orlando Bloom? Tomato, tom-ahto! Katy Perry was tracked down Saturday night at an Ed Sheeran concert in Los Angeles, with none other than Legolas. E! News says they wore Hollywood’s favorite “we are fucking, but want to give the illusion we didn’t call y’all to see this” camo: dark baseball hats! A source gave more deets: Continue reading
The pictures of Orlando Bloom’s paddle boarding dick were some of the most newsworthy images of last year, and so during an interview today with the Australian radio show Kyle & Jackie O Show, Katy Perry was asked about them.
Taylor Swift took the attention away from Katy Perry on the day that her album Witness dropped. But Katy managed to steal back a shred of attention from her (now former?) nemesis, and all it took was a conversation about famous dick during the 72-hour livestream of her life.
Usually a good tip from a celebrity customer is something that would earn a server a round of applause from their manager. But in this case, that good celebrity tip got a waitress fired.