Night Crumbs

June 25, 2020 / Posted by:

For Jennifer Aniston, this pandemic has felt “extremely unifying” and “oddly beautiful.” Listen, you miiiight feel the same way if you lived in a SmartWater bubble of out-of-touch luxury where you didn’t look at the horrifying number of deaths on the news and didn’t worry about a thing called “paying your bills after getting laid off from your job due to coronavirus” and spent your days lounging in your pool as your quarantine partners, your assistant and chef, get you a cocktail. That’s what she meant! Her assistant and chef work together to make Jen her pool time cocktail. Truly unifying and beautiful! – Celebitchy

Honestly, I thought Savannah Guthrie has looked a million times better ever since that throbbing anal wart was removed from her side (yes, I’m talking about Matt Lauer), but I haven’t really noticed her recent quarantine hair game, because it’s a little hard to notice when I’m listening to her deliver the current shitty state of the world – Lainey GossipĀ 

Alright stop, collaborate and listen, Ice is back to give you corona – SOW

George R.R. Martin is now in a race with Rihanna to see who will release the damn album (or book in George R.R. Martin’s case) first – Pajiba

That is BEYOND!” said Reese Witherspoon after first learning about homosexuality when she got to Los Angeles – OMG Blog

Bella Thorne’s look is giving me “Florida lot lizard after marrying an old rich man” elegance – Egotastic!

Alessandra Ambrosio’s hair color is what I thought I was going to get when I took a bottle of Sun-In to my own my hair and instead ended up with fried spaghetti noodles – Popoholic

Okay, but is the duck phone going to make a triumphant return and replace Snooki as a regular cast member of Jersey Shore Family Vacation? – Just Jared


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