Kim Kardashian Says She Prefers To Have Sex With The Lights Off
Given that Kim Kardashian’s whole existence revolves around her unconditional, undying love for Kim Kardashian, I would’ve assumed that her sex den would look like a hall of mirrors with ring lights in every corner of the room, photos of her in every alcove, and a projection on the ceiling of “iconic” shots from Kim Kardashian, Superstar on loop. But as she and Kourtney Kardashian’s ex, Scott Disick, caught up about their adventures in singledom on a recent episode of The Kardashians, she revealed that she prefers to do the do in the darkness and is struggling with dating (ok, we get it) because she has to sneak around.
Scott, 40, isn’t fucking any 20-something, hungry young spawns of Hollywood at the moment, and Kim, 42, has been single since her split with Pete Davidson last year, so the two met up to bond over their genitals cooling off for a few minutes. Scott quipped that he’d like to see Kim with an “older Italian businessman,” but Kim said she’s not really into the big age differences. via People:
Kim questioned the concept of dating an older man and later told Scott, “I don’t like the old thing but I don’t like the really young thing either.”
She then brought up Cher and Alexander “A.E.” Edwards‘s relationship, which Scott called “the best thing I’ve ever seen.” (There is a 40-year gap between the couple, as Cher is 77 and A.E. is 36.)
Kim then shared that she’s here for Cher and A.E. (who’ve since broken up), but she wouldn’t be comfortable being the old one in the relationship because of her insecurities. When Scott joked that maybe Cher’s at the age where she just hits the lights during sex, Kim admitted that she’s already there–despite us all being introduced to her ass, puss, and mouth-first.
[Kim] admitted, “I would just be insecure.”
“Well, maybe she’s just secure or has the lights off,” Scott joked, as Kim revealed, “I pretty much have the lights off now.”
In a confessional, Kim added: “It’s so weird. But then I can walk out of a photo shoot with 100 people working on set, I can walk out in a thong, but if it’s like, you’re there with me, I’m like, ‘Wait, don’t look at me! Turn the lights off!'”
Here’s that conversation:
@kardashulu Yess Kimberly #kimkardashian #scottdisick #thekardashians #kardashians #foryou #perfectmen #foryou #fypシ #foryoupage
@kardashulu Really Kim ?🤣🤣🤣 noooo #kimkardashian #kimkardashianbody #thekardashians #kardashians #kardashianshulu #foryou #fypシ #foryourpage
“Don’t look at me?” Surrrre Kim. Though I guess it would feel like living on the edge if your face-du-jour could melt like a candle and slide off at any moment. Kim and Scott then discussed how poor Kim’s fame makes it hard for her to date publicly.
“What do those first dates look like? Behind doors, I can’t go out,” she explained, adding that if she remains indoors on a first date, “It’s kind of awkward… [I’m like], ‘Hurry, get in! Hurry, hurry, so no one in the hallway sees you.”
“You’re like a dirty little secret, and you’re not,” Scott said before joking, “You’re just a dirty little girl!”
Kim went on to say how being in the public eye also occasionally impacts the length of how long she dates someone. “If you are seen with someone, then if it’s starting to not work out, you almost have to try to make it work a little longer because you’re so embarrassed that it was so quick,” she said.
She also revealed that she’d been talking to a mystery man they called “Fred.” And George Glass sighed.
Back in her conversation with Scott, Kim admitted, “I just don’t wanna date one person but I’ve never dated.” She also disclosed how her friends recently set her up with someone who she and Scott referred to as “Drop Dead Fred.” “He so meets the standards,” Kim told Scott of her new beau.
In a confessional, producers poked fun at Kim’s giddiness as she texted “Fred” on her phone. “That’s a lot of smiling, young lady,” one producer noted before asking, “Is that Fred?”
And here’s all of that:
@kardashfanss @kardashianshulu new episode is out now! #kardashianshulu #kimkardashian #thekardashians #hulu #kimk #singleera
Doesn’t everyone’s ex-brother-in-law type figure call them a “dirty little girl?” Is Kris Jenner slacking here? Because her orchestrating a plot twist of Scott being “Fred” would be the only reason for anyone to endure more than just the occasional TikTok clip of this uninteresting, Vaseline-smeared production.
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