Category: Donda

Todd Rundgren Says He’s Not Even Sure If He Appears On Kanye West’s “Donda” Because It’s A Mess

September 15, 2021 / Posted by:

When Chris Brown found out that the track he recorded for Donda was left on the cutting room floor (AKA Kanye West on his phone a bathroom stall at the Mercedes Benz Stadium in Atlanta), he called Kanye “a whole hoe.” And when he found out his track was also missing, Soulja Boy called him “an asshole.” But as eloquent (and accurate) those criticisms are, they pale in comparison to prog-rock icon Todd Rundgren’s detailed and withering account of the utter uselessness and folly of working “with” Kanye. According to Entertainment Weekly, Todd’s not even sure if the track he worked on ended up on the final toilet edit at all, because, from his perspective, there’s “so much junk in that record!” he couldn’t tell!

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Evan Rachel Wood Flips Off Marilyn Manson After He Made An Appearance At Kanye West’s Listening Event

August 31, 2021 / Posted by:

The rollout for the release of Kanye West’s tenth studio album Donda was messier and longer than the diarrhea stream a Kardashian lets out after her bi-weekly CoolSculpting session. But I guess all those eye roll-worthy stunts that Kanye pulled paid off because Donda set new records on Apple Music including hitting #1 in 152 countries and racking up 60 million streams in the U.S. in 24 hours. Well, it’s totally safe to say that zero of those streams came from Evan Rachel Wood who gave a concise review of Kanye putting a spotlight on her alleged abuser, Marilyn Manson. It’s also safe to say that a huge chunk of those streams came from Soulja Boy listening to the album over and over again to make sure that Kanye really cut him from it. And at least one stream came from Kim Kardashian who listened to it with the volume all the way down. “Us too,” said everyone.

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Kanye West Raps About Kim Kardashian On “Donda” And Says Universal Released It Without His Permission

August 30, 2021 / Posted by:

Because it was inevitable, Kanye West’s new album Donda, which was finally released yesterday, is currently dominating the music charts. Much to Kanye’s dismay. Despite the $40 hot dogs, countdown clock, having blown through an entire box of nylon footies he picked up from Lady Footlocker and literally setting himself on fire, Kanye wasn’t ready. In an Instagram post, Kanye complains that “Universal put my album out without my approval and they blocked Jail 2 from being on the album.” According to Complex, the Jail 2 track referenced features Marilyn Manson and DaBaby, those two wet sacks of garbage that were sitting on Kanye’s front porch during the 3rd Donda listening party.

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Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Are Reportedly Working On Rebuilding Their Relationship

August 28, 2021 / Posted by:

I think we all knew that we hadn’t heard the last from Kim Kardashian after she made an appearance at her almost former husband Kanye West’s thousandth Donda listening party in Chicago on Thursday night. The show was replete with high levels of “What The Hell??” moments including Kanye bringing out homophobic rapper DaBaby. However, the fact that Hermann Munster’s creepiest nephew Marilyn Manson was in attendance has reminded everyone that Kanye has the worse taste in friends (looking at you Trump). Let’s not forget, Manson has been accused by multiple women of sexual assault so anyone associated with him gets an immediate side-eye. And of course, Kim is now starting the I Don’t Know Her! tour by informing everyone she had no idea about what was going on prior to her part in the show. On top of that, there’s also a rumor that the unholy union of KimYe might not be over.

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Kanye West Brought Out DaBaby, Marilyn Manson, AND Kim Kardashian In A Wedding Dress For His Third “Donda” Listening Party In Chicago

August 27, 2021 / Posted by:

Oh, what a time Kanye West is having these days; reheating his favorite beef with Drake, chopping his name down to two letters and now he’s ready to add a few special guests to his Week of Wackiness. Over in his hometown of Chicago, Yeezus blessed his congregation with yet another Donda listening party at Soldier Field, where he opened Pandora’s box to unleash homophobic smurf, DaBaby, and creepy accused abuser, Marilyn Manson, on the crowd. And because no stunt queen moment is complete without her, none other than his future ex-wife Kim Kardashian made an appearance in a wedding dress. Now that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have formed in Chicago everyone should run to the nearest church and stock up on holy water immediately.

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Kanye West’s “Donda” Will Totally Drop Next Week, Unless It Doesn’t

August 8, 2021 / Posted by:

The post-apocalyptic little scene above is taken from Kanye West‘s second listening event for his tenth album, Donda, that took place on Thursday at his adopted new home, the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta. To the untrained eye, it looks like the management there finally got tired of taking his alleged $1,000,000 a day in rent for the bleak little hostage hovel he calls a room and punted his sorry ass out into the middle of the stadium. But a trained eye knows that Kanye is just trolling us all with the overhyped and under-delivered release of the album and that this whole protracted episode is really a just preview of his Yeezy F/W collection. Prove me wrong! He’s gone from a burglar stocking and neon-red puffer jacket to a gimp suit and now a Walmart sleeping bag on markdown from the Camping aisle. But still, Kanye keeps claiming that Donda will finally be released after several delays and its new release date is August 15.

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