Legend has it that to this day, 3 days past the due date for his album Donda, Kanye West can still be seen pacing Atlanta’s Mercedes-Benz Stadium wearing the same puffy version of Eddy Murphy’s Delirious red suit by Gap and a pair of L’eggs over his head. According to TMZ, Kanye has been living in the arena since Thursday’s listening party while he finishes his album. The Phantom of the Opera appropriately wore a fractured theatrical mask to reflect his tormented soul and is bewitched by an ingenue. So it only makes sense that The Phantom of the Sports Area should be wearing a pair of discarded pantyhose on his head and is bewitched by the smell of his own farts. While a jockstrap might be more appropriate given the venue, Kanye wears the saggy butt part of the hose over his nose, something he couldn’t do with a jockstrap.
TMZ reports that in addition to giving himself a face fart, Kanye has also given himself a little extension on the album release.
We’re told Ye is STILL IN THE BUIDLING … and Kanye and team have created a studio space, living quarters and even have a chef to prepare his meals inside MBS.
Kanye was spotted at the Atlanta United soccer game Saturday wearing the exact same outfit he wore at the Donda event … and had fans wondering — what are you doing here, bro??? Well, we have the answer — to put it simply, the guy is still working.
We’re told Kanye was so inspired by the “Donda” crowd, he wanted to stay in Atlanta and finish things up … with a new August 6 release date as the goal.
Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ … Mr. West will miss his weekend performance at Rolling Loud in Miami because he has literally moved into Atlanta’s Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
Here’s what Kanye’s been up to instead of working on the album.
Its cool to get divorced and act like the Phantom of the Opera https://t.co/yeiFpyOCds
— josh (@joshdivision) July 25, 2021
Imagine sitting there enjoying a soccer game and then you just got voodoo slenderman standing next to you pic.twitter.com/ogV34xATNi
— MakaYL (@YlMaka) July 24, 2021
Here’s the crowd from Kanye’s perspective. Looks like his bodyguard has also been asked to mask up in the most ridiculous way possible as well. That said, at least someone is effectively masked up!
In the unlikely event that the crowd should recognize him, Kanye has a backup costume ready to go. Symbiote Spiderman.