A TikToker Is Selling A Non-FDA Approved “Pink Sauce” And People Have Complained About It Being Rancid
It’s time for another round of entrepreneurial misfires leading to likely lawsuits! A “chef” on TikTok with the handle Chef.Pii is selling a unique condiment to her followers. And she better start choreographing an “I got sued” TikTok dance because that’s probably going to happen. Chef.Pii is hawking Pink Sauce, a condiment named for its color with an unknown flavor that costs $20 and was shipped unrefrigerated in a bag in this heat wave. People actually bought it and surprise, they have received smelly, exploded packages, and can’t figure out what it tastes like. People’s sauces are different shades of pink, the labels are factually impossible and misspelled, and the FDA has no idea who this pink trick even is.
“90 Day Fiancé’s” Stephanie Matto Is Taking Her Fart Jars Digital After Gas Landed Her In The Hospital
Pivoting to video is so 2010, this decade it’s all about pivoting to crypto. Real entrepreneurs know this and I can’t think of anybody for whom entrepreneurial spirit and innovation courses through her very guts with as much force as 90 Day Fiancé alum Stephanie Matto. Stephanie has created a cottage cheese industry by bottling her farts and selling them to the deeply disturbed. However, The New York Post reports that Stephanie’s poots recently landed her in the ER and doctors told her that either she changes her diet, which was rich in protein, fiber, and sulfur, or she risks a lifetime of heartache and pain. Which is exactly what landed her there. She was so full of hot, angry air she thought she was having a heart attack. So what’s a self-proclaimed “fartrepreneuer” to do? Well invest your gaseous fortune into crypto-currency and start selling NFTs of farts in jars of course!
Soulja Boy is, quite possibly, one of the greatest entrepreneurs of this, or any century. Looking for off-brand kicks made by children in an unregulated factory somewhere in the developing world (“the last shoes I bought from him only came after I filed a complaint w/ the BBB & then the quality was like $5 when I paid $190” – actual customer testimonial)? Souja’s got you! How about a SmartWatch (currently unavailable, the website’s down or something)? Ya boy’s got you covered! Maybe you’re after a video game console? Well, sorry to say that “questionable” operation was shut down within a month. But the good news is you can still take advantage of the quality and prestige that we’ve come to associate with the Souja Boy brand and protect yourself from the COVID-19 virus at the same time!
If you’ve ever wondered what will become of these barely legal little rappers like Lil Pump or Lil Xan when the money’s dried up and they realize they can never hold a normal job, look no further than “Crank That” dance sensation Soulja Boy. After he stopped making hit records, he tried to maintain relevance by getting into a public feud with Chris Brown that almost led to a live Pay-Per-View fight held in Dubai, sponsored by Floyd Mayweather Jr. Thankfully somebody flinched on that one, leaving Soulja to secure his bag elsewhere. Now he’s an entrepreneur hawking everything from cheap Bluetooth watches (the so-called Soulja Watch), to eye-wear, light-up sneakers, and an online radio station. His latest business venture is selling Soulja Boy branded video game consoles.