Kanye West Raps About Kim Kardashian On “Donda” And Says Universal Released It Without His Permission
Because it was inevitable, Kanye West’s new album Donda, which was finally released yesterday, is currently dominating the music charts. Much to Kanye’s dismay. Despite the $40 hot dogs, countdown clock, having blown through an entire box of nylon footies he picked up from Lady Footlocker and literally setting himself on fire, Kanye wasn’t ready. In an Instagram post, Kanye complains that “Universal put my album out without my approval and they blocked Jail 2 from being on the album.” According to Complex, the Jail 2 track referenced features Marilyn Manson and DaBaby, those two wet sacks of garbage that were sitting on Kanye’s front porch during the 3rd Donda listening party.
Kanye West’s “Donda” Is FINALLY Out (And It Got Some Last-Minute Promo From Drake Fans Who Vandalized His Childhood Home)
After several delays and many promo stunts (including threatening us with the return of KimYe), Kanye West’s tenth studio album Donda was finally dropped in the middle of the night. Donda has 26 songs on it (!!!!!) and features guest vocals from The Weeknd, Travis Scott, Kid Cudi, Jay-Z, Playboi Carti, Young Thug, and Chris Brown. Kanye’s friends, gay-hating rapper DaBaby, and accused rapist Marilyn Manson, are also featured on a fittingly titled track called Jail, Pt.2. Yup, Chris Brown, DaBaby, and Marilyn Manson are all on Kanye’s album. I guess Kevin Spacey must have been too busy to guest on it.
There was a rumor that Kanye was going to keep his lukewarm beef with Drake going by releasing Donda on the same day that Drake’s album Certified Lover Boy comes out (there’s a rumor that Drake will release it next week). That obviously didn’t happen, but fear not, that lukewarm beef lives on thanks to Drake’s fans leaving signs on the steps of Kanye’s childhood home. I guess this is their way of getting revenge on Kanye for “leaking” Drake’s home address. How badass (/sarcasm) of them.
Kanye West Brought Out DaBaby, Marilyn Manson, AND Kim Kardashian In A Wedding Dress For His Third “Donda” Listening Party In Chicago
Oh, what a time Kanye West is having these days; reheating his favorite beef with Drake, chopping his name down to two letters and now he’s ready to add a few special guests to his Week of Wackiness. Over in his hometown of Chicago, Yeezus blessed his congregation with yet another Donda listening party at Soldier Field, where he opened Pandora’s box to unleash homophobic smurf, DaBaby, and creepy accused abuser, Marilyn Manson, on the crowd. And because no stunt queen moment is complete without her, none other than his future ex-wife Kim Kardashian made an appearance in a wedding dress. Now that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have formed in Chicago everyone should run to the nearest church and stock up on holy water immediately.
As you may recall, music festivals and events have been playing a game of hot potato with DaBaby‘s career, except instead of standing in a circle and passing him around, they each just slap that hot potato away and step back. DaBaby became a poisonous commodity after he appeared at the Rolling Loud festival in Miami and rolled loud in homophobia, sexism, and stigmatizing sentiments of HIV/AIDS. He’s apologized twice–once after trolling the shit out of his haters and then once again after he suffered consequences. But now he’s really gonna learn because one LGBTQIA+ regular has offered to educate DaBaby on all things gay. Get ready for Gay Shit 101 taught by *checks notes* Miley Cyrus… Well… I mean… hopefully, she’ll just re-read what Elton John already explained.
Homophobic rapper DaBaby (which is ironic since Joe Exotic is obviously one of his style icons) is sorry for being loudly homophobic and ignorant about HIV and AIDS. But coincidentally this man’s newfound wokeness and eagerness to apologize has come after he’s been dropped from a variety of undoubtedly high-paying gigs. Too bad his apology came a bit too late, and two more festivals told him to not bother showing up for his next shift. Time for DaBaby to hit DaUnemploymentLine.
If there’s ever been a time to throw DaBaby out with DaBathwater it’s now. Earlier this week, the lil’est rapper of them all decided to make homophobia part of his official brand after he was criticized for his comments about HIV/AIDS and asked audience members who “ain’t sucking dick in the parking lot” to raise their lighters high during his performance at the Rolling Rock festival in Miami. After spending the last couple of days stirring the pot and doubling down on the ignorance and hate, Sir Elton John was finally made aware of his existence and responded on Twitter. Elton posted a 5-part thread condemning “the HIV misinformation and homophobic statements made at a recent DaBaby show.” Sadly, it was a pretty tame retort considering that Sir Elton is in possession of the greatest collection of reading glasses the world has ever seen!