Category: Ryan Reynolds
Chris Noth, AKA Mr. Big, Is Starring In Peloton’s New Holiday Ad
You’re not going to have Peloton to kick around anymore! But really, don’t kick it, you will cripple yourself. Those things are a menace. After watching their stock price drop during the premiere of And Just Like That when Carrie’s husband, Mr. Big played by Chris Noth, **SPOILER ALERTS FROM HERE TO ETERNITY** mounted one of their bikes and peddled off to heaven, Peloton is taking back the narrative in a big way and have released a new ad starring Chris and Peloton trainer Jess King. The ad suggests that instead of dropping mostly-dead (more on that later) from a heart attack, in reality, Big left Carrie to be with “Allegra,” the Peloton instructor (played by Jess) who Big jokes about having a crush on in that episode. As the copy says “And just like that…he’s alive.” Now, I know I said “in reality,” but Peloton continues to blur the line between fact and fiction and the ad is enough of a mind fuck, narratively speaking, that they’ve created a Schrödinger’s Big conundrum for the ages.
Gal Gadot Will Play The Evil Queen In Disney’s Live-Action “Snow White” Film
Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who’s the hottest bitch of all? Duh, it’s Gal Gadot! Yep, Gal’s been cast to play the Evil Queen in Disney’s upcoming live-action remake of Snow White, which is set to start production in 2022. Rachel Zegler will play Snow White. I mean, say what you will about Gal and her acting chops and her politics and her iconic-for-all-the-wrong-reasons “Imagine” video, but she’s definitely attractive enough to play the Evil Queen. And, at the end of the day, that’s pretty much all that matters in show biz.
Blake Lively Called Out An Instagram Account For Posting A Picture Of Her And Ryan Reynolds’ Kids
There are some famous parents who barely wait to wipe the amniotic fluid goo from their child’s face before sharing them with the world. But some celebrity parents are the opposite. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, for example. An Instagram account dedicated to celebrity kids recently felt Blake’s wrath after they decided to get some likes for a picture featuring the unobscured faces of their three children.
Taylor Swift Worked A Sneaky Dig At Scooter Braun Into Her Match.com Commercial
We all know that Taylor Swift is busy re-recording all of her old songs after the masters were bought by Scooter Braun who went on to sell them for $300 million to an investment firm. But thankfully, she’s able to find time in her busy schedule to think of newer and pettier ways to let everyone know she still really hates Scooter’s guts. Most recently, she snuck a visual joke into a Match.com commercial. Actually, snuck might not be the right word here. That would imply she was being sneaky, and to be honest, her work here is about as subtle as the prosthetics on that Devil.
The Rock Is Forbes’ Highest Paid Actor For The Second Year In A Row
As you sit there preparing to tuck into a can of beans you heated up over a flaming barrel fire fueled with the last stick of a broken down dining room chair and a volume of out-of-date encyclopedias, try to remember— things could be worse. At least you have beans. Just not as many beans as Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has. He earned $87.5 million dollars this year making him the highest-paid actor of 2020 according to Forbes.
Ryan Reynolds Calls His And Blake Lively’s Plantation Wedding A “Mistake”
Back at the beginning of June, many celebrities decided to lend their support to the Black Lives Matter movement and have some big, bold conversations about systemic racism. Like Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, who posted a five-part statement to social media, acknowledging how “uninformed” they were about racism, and that they had donated $200,000 to the NAACP to help mitigate their past “mistakes.” But they never specified what those mistakes were. Well what do you know, it would appear that one of the Lively-Reynolds’es finally got around to addressing the giant plantation in the room.