Category: Princess Diana
The Princess Diana Musical Will Premiere On Netflix Ahead Of Its Broadway Reopening
Back in June all you Anglophiles got your knickers in a twist over the news that Kristen Stewart was cast as Princess Diana in the upcoming biopic. While I was a little upset that they didn’t go for someone with a statement nose (a la Dorinda Medley), I shouldn’t have worried, because we’re already getting new Diana content!
Because Hamilton was a huge hit for Disney+, Diana: A New Musical, which was COVID-pulled right before its Broadway debut, is headed to Netflix ahead of its return to the stage next year. The production, which is directed by Christopher Ashley and stars Jeanna de Waal as Diana, will be filmed for Netflix without an audience. This will be the first time a Broadway production premieres on TV before its official opening night. Continue reading
Kristen Stewart Will Play Princess Diana In An Upcoming Biopic
If you had asked me yesterday to write a list of possible headlines announcing some new Kristen Stewart news, here are some that seem well within the realm of possibility:
Kristen Stewart Announces Brand Partnership With Ambien
Kristen Stewart Tears Scapula Muscle After Cringing At A Clip of Herself From Twilight
Kristen Stewart’s Hair Breaks Up With Her After Being Humiliated With Another Busted Dye Job
I definitely would not have bet my last $20 on the chance that I would be talking about Kristen Stewart getting cast as Princess Diana in a biopic about Diana’s last days as Prince Charles’ wife. But this is where the universe has led us.
Jeffrey Epstein’s Alleged “Little Black Book” Of Celebrity Contacts Was Leaked By Anonymous
Considering what we already know about the subject matter, you probably wouldn’t blame me if I said “fuck it” and wrote a 1,000 word review on the 2004 not-hit (I refuse to call it a bomb) Brittany Murphy rom-com classic Little Black Book. But this is about the information leaked about Jeffery Epstein by the hacker group Anonymous this weekend. Anonymous leaked what they claimed to be Jeffrey Epstein’s personal contact list, or “little black book,” which is a list of famous people he was allegedly friends with, traveled with, or invited to spend some time on his island. We’ve known for a long time that Jeffrey was friends with Prince Andrew and spent some time with Bill Clinton. Thanks to Anonymous, there’s a whole lot more famous people – like Alec Baldwin and Naomi Campbell – whose names are now publicly associated with Epstein.
The National Enquirer Live! Theme Park Opened A Princess Diana’s Death Attraction
It seemed like Whitney Houston had the title of “Most Disrespected Dead Celebrity” on lock this week when plans to put her digital image on tour were revealed almost simultaneously with the revelation that Kanye West was making Pusha T use that infamous pic of Whitney’s druggy bathroom as an album cover. Well, The National Enquirer Live! Theme Park clocked this, said “hold my beer,” and announced that they’re opening an attraction based on Princess Diana’s untimely death. Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor just turned around and tried to climb back up in Duchess Meghan in disgust at this tacky-ass world.
THE QUEEN Probably Didn’t Ban Duchess Meghan From Wearing Jewels From The Royal Collection
We all remember the dramatic rumor about how Duchess Meghan, who was just Meghan Markle then, threw a fit over not being able to wear the tiara of her choice on her wedding day. Meghan was apparently such a Bridezilla-approved disaster that THE QUEEN had to pull Prince Hot Ginge to the side and let him know to check his bitch. Yes, those were THE QUEEN’s exact words. The Sun claimed today that because of that little incident and how Duchess Meghan has reportedly been treating the staff, THE QUEEN sent her a Zales charge card application since she’d need to buy her own diamonds now that she’s banned from wearing Princess Diana’s pieces from the Royal Collection. But other sources claim that the British tabloids are just being bitchy liars.
Duchess Camilla Got Princess Diana’s Sloppy Seconds (Again)
Poor Princess Diana can’t even rest for eternity without Duchess Camilla trying to paw one of her pieces. Camilla stepped out for a celebration of Prince Charles being the Prince of Wales for 50 years, but hawk-eyed royal watchers were mainly focused on one of Camilla’s baubles because it looked familiar. The diamond and emerald pendant may be 150 years old and have belonged to Princess Alexandra, but it was passed down to the Queen Mother who, in the 1980s, gave it to Diana…who wore it out to a royal visit to Austria. Dammit, Camilla. Couldn’t you have just scooped something up at Kay Jewelers?? There is ZERO chance anyone would have seen Diana wear something from there!