Category: Prince Charles
Britain’s Culture Secretary Wants Netflix To Make It Clear That “The Crown” Is Fiction
The Crown. It very pretty. It kinda boring. I mostly fast-forwarded to the scenes with Princess Diana (played by Emma Corrin). Diana is portrayed as sympathetic, lonely, and very young. Prince Charles (Josh O’Connor) is depicted as a stuffy old cheater who never loved his wife to begin with (um, fact?). This season has reignited interest in their shitty marriage and the Royal Family as a whole. And Britain’s Culture Secretary, Oliver Dowden, believes it has damaged their reputations.
The Royal Family Has Some Grievances With Season 4 Of “The Crown”
The Firm is reportedly “NONE TOO PLEASED” about their portrayal in the current fourth season of The Crown which covers events from 1979 through 1990, a period that includes Prince Charles’ marriage to Lady Diana and his affair with Camila Parker Bowles. And according to The Daily Mail, friends of the family say that Prince Charles feels exploited, Prince William is irritated, and as for Prince Andrew, well nobody wanted to say his name but we can presume he’s appalled anew at The Royal Family being depicted as “grotesque caricatures” by Netflix with little thought given to their feelings. Especially when we know who the REAL villain is and for once I’m not talking about Margaret Thatcher. No, it’s Prince Harry and Meghan Markle of course, for cashing in on his family’s pain by sleeping with the enemy.
Prince Charles Reportedly Told Princess Diana He Didn’t Love Her The Night Before Their Wedding
And now for some ice-cold, frozen solid tea, courtesy of the Royals. There’s yet another Princess Diana documentary out, ITV’s The Diana Interview: Revenge of a Princess. Revenge, eh? Does Diana crawl out of the grave and club the Queen with her own scepter? Or does an old friend share gossip about Prince Charles being a shit husband? It’s the latter (snooore). The late princess’ astrologer, Penny Thornton, claims that the night before their 1981 wedding, Charles told Diana he didn’t actually love her. Hmmm… I guess that technically counts as the “something blue”?
Dominic West Might Have Been Cast As Prince Charles In The 5th Season Of “The Crown”
The people behind The Crown have developed a pretty good reputation of casting each season really, really well. Not once have I finished an episode, and immediately began composing an email to Netflix, asking if their health plan covers eye exams, because every actor cast suits the role they were hired to play. How did they manage to perfectly nail the casting on not one, but two Dianas!? Well, look – not everyone can execute 100% accuracy at all times, which might explain why the role of Prince Charles in the 5th season is rumored to be played by the not-very-Charles-looking Dominic West.
Royal Officials Are Defending Prince Andrew’s $20,000 Taxpayer-Funded Golf Trip
What is it about golf? Why are there so many examples of powerful men (many of whom got their power from mummy and daddy) spending entirely too much time putting and driving instead of doing their job? HA! I know, I act like Prince Andrew actually has a job. To me, the only thing more boring than participating in a round of golf is being at a party and having to sit through a conversation with Prince Andrew––but that’s another story entirely.
This one is about Andrew’s golfing getaway wherein he reportedly racked up $20,000 in flights and other shit––all on the British public’s dime. And now, Queen Elizabeth’s officials, who have been doing a lot of damage control ever since, you know, Andrew got caught up in Jeffrey Epstein’s world of illegal sleaze, is defending the cost.
Prince Hot Ginge And Meghan Markle Are No Longer Getting Money From Prince Charles And Have Paid Back The Taxpayer Money Spent On Frogmore Renovations
Congratulations to Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle! Because they have now creamed out the words that many of us say when we pay $5 more than the minimum payment due on a bill: “Fuck me happy, I’m nearly debt-free!”
PHG no longer has to nudge his daddy, Prince Charles, with an “Err, did you forget today is the first?” text when his allowance doesn’t hit his Venmo and he and Meghan don’t have to worry about British taxpayers calling a collection agency on their asses. They are now financially independent from the Royal Family. And just a quick second after moving to America! These two underdogs truly pulled themselves up from the bootstraps and defied all odds! The epitome of a rags to riches story! But seriously, while PHG and Meghan are reportedly not getting money from The Crown anymore, I’m sure The Daily Mail will find out that they used an Outback gift card that THE QUEEN gave them as a housewarming gift and will scream: Harry And Meghan, Still Leeching Off The Royal Family!