Prince Andrew farted up a real black cloud over the royal family thanks to the disgusting “friends with a convicted pedophile who allegedly forced an underage girl to have sex with him“ situation. It’s made Andy have to step down from working royal life. It’s thrown a wrench in his daughter’s wedding (THE HORROR!). And it’s caused him to get into a he said/they said mess with the FBI. Because of all of this, Prince Charles and The Queen herself have met at Sandringham to discuss his fate. Guillotine! Just kidding. Unless Guillotine is the name of a fancy bistro that Andy and mum can have a laugh in while sipping on gin after church.
A royal source said: “Both had hoped the Duke of York could perhaps be rehabilitated back into public life in time but that is now looking increasingly unlikely.”
The Sun revealed that a UK police probe into Andy’s US paedo pal Jeffrey Epstein could be reopened after it was dropped in 2016.
The news came 24 hours after a US law chief shamed the Duke by revealing the FBI tried to quiz him over Epstein but got “zero co-operation”.
The FBI has a witness who says she saw Andrew dancing with “sex slave” Virginia Roberts Giuffre at London’s Tramp nightclub in 2001.
As for what Charles and The Queen decided, it’s not known. My guess is that during Queen Elizabeth and Andy’s next stroll to church, she’s going to make sure she’s photographed slapping him on the wrist. That’ll show him!