Category: Academy Awards
Tems Explains Why She Wore That View-Blocking Dress To The Oscars
During the Oscars on Sunday night, Nigerian singer and Best Song nominee Tems decided that although Rihanna would be singing their Oscar-nominated song Lift Me Up from the Black Panther: Wakanda Forever soundtrack, she would make sure people would be lifting up their necks to see the stage from behind her. Tems’ Lever Couture dress immediately became the talk of the Oscars because of how her big-ass cloud dress blocked some people’s view of the stage. But now, after folks have had a moment to wonder why she decided to do this, Tems explains she was merely keeping in line with many awards show attendees who wore outfits they believed were fashion-forward but were more like fabric-inspired middle fingers.
Not Everyone Was Feeling Singer Tems’ View-Blocking Oscars Look
I feel bad for whoever had the unfortunate placement of sitting behind Nigerian singer and nominee Tems at the Oscars because whenever she purchased her outfit, her first thought must have been, “Stretch your neck bitches!” I’m not sure if this was her first time at the ceremony, but I can guarantee you it will be her last time sitting anywhere close to the front since her IDGAF gown is now causing mixed reactions over on Twitter. And some people think her fashion choice was a good idea, while others believe she should have won the award for Best Vision Blocking Vestment.
Sarah Ferguson Might Present At The Oscars Thanks To Her Friendship With Lisa Marie Presley
The decidedly unhip British Invasion 2.0 continues apace with The Sun reporting that since she and her free-loading, no-rent paying roommate/ex-husband Prince Andrew got booted out of their Royal Lodge by his brother King Charles III, Sarah Ferguson aka Original Fergie, has been nosing around on this side of the pond, and has already “struck up a close friendship with” a “mysterious Texan billionaire” while “networking in the US.” And Fergie’s next conquest might take place at this Sunday’s Oscars ceremony. The Sun reports that Fergie may even take the stage to hand out an award based on her “very close” friendship with the Presley family, recently-deceased Lisa Marie Presley in particular. My, my, my; m’lady sure does get around!
There Will Be A “Crisis Team” Set Up For This Year’s Academy Awards
This year, a new award will be introduced at the Oscars called “I Wish A Mutha Fucka WOULD!” because the Academy isn’t interested in impromptu slaps and belligerent curse outs during this year’s broadcast. Of course, you know I’m referring to you know who, so let’s just keep his name out of our mouths today. But the Academy realizes their audience members and home viewers shouldn’t be exposed to unwarranted fits of violence, so they are implementing a crisis team to help deal with anything that would be deemed inappropriate for this year’s show.
Tom Cruise Made An Appearance At Yesterday’s Oscars Nominee Luncheon
Last year Tom Cruise jumped out of airplanes and took on a clandestine mission to become best friends with Queen Elizabeth before her passing, which simply proves he loves to live on THE EDGE! And one of the best ways to do that, especially as an actor, is to debut a brand new look that will make everyone wonder, “Hmmm, there’s something different about you. Are you on Ozempic?” This is what Page Six says happened to Tom Cruise at yesterday’s Oscar nominees luncheon, which he attended to support Top Gun: Maverick.
Members Of The Academy Weigh In On Whether Or Not They’ll Consider Voting For Will Smith For “Emancipation”
As the final echoes from the Slap A Middle-Aged Man segment at this year’s Oscars softly fades into Hollywood’s history books, it seems Will Smith may be getting his comeback sooner rather than later. Well, honestly, I never thought he would 100% be out of commission because he’s Will Smith. Now, AppleTV + is preparing the world for Will’s turn in Antoine Fuqua‘s upcoming Emancipation. The movie was supposed to come out in 2023, but AppleTV+ recently announced that it will come out later this year, which means it qualifies for the 2023 Oscars. But let’s not forget, as a consequence of his actions, Will is still banned from attending the Oscars ceremony for the next decade. But he can still be nominated. The Hollywood Reporter decided to do a little poll and asked Academy members if they’d cast a vote for Will.