Category: One Direction

Harry Styles’ Pits Cover Rolling Stone

August 20, 2019 / Posted by:

Listen, I love that male pop stars are now shedding their shirts and showing off their bodies to sell records! It’s about time! Women have had to do it for so long, may as well get the guys involved! Equality. Harry Styles is showing us that he is number one in this department and is appearing on the September issue of Rolling Stone with his bare man-nips on full display. Also on display is one of those Justin Bieber prepubescent barely-there moustaches which is very serial predator hillbilly.

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Louis Tomlinson Said That He Didn’t Know Larry FanFic Was Coming To “Euphoria”

July 2, 2019 / Posted by:

On Sunday’s episode of the 30 peens extravaganza Euphoria, starring Zendaya, they dropped a soft-core cartoon porn scene where Harry Styles gave Louis Tomlinson a beej. And Louis does not seemed thrilled about it. In fairness, maybe he just doesn’t want Harry looking like he does all the heavy lifting. Classic Harry. Taking the hero role.

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Naomi Campbell And Liam Payne Flirted On Instagram. What Does It Mean?!

January 20, 2019 / Posted by:

It was bad enough to feel solidly over the cusp of middle age when the teenage lads from One Direction broke up (or went on an indefinite hiatus, if you are a glass half full kind of Directioner). Then some of the boys started popping out babies and I felt down right Social Security recipient old. This morning I feel like the Cryptkeeper took a dump on my head with the news that Naomi Campbell and Liam Payne flirted. Yes, supermodel and professional phone thrower Naomi Campbell, age 48 and Liam Payne, 25 were flirting on Instagram so that 100% confirms that they are practically married already.

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Zayn Malik Isn’t Friends With The Rest Of One Direction Anymore

November 6, 2018 / Posted by:

Vogue UK did a profile on One Direction’s moody, sexy one (I think that was his thing?) Zayn Malik, and he gave them some insight into his personality. We know he’s not big on deep conversation (example: his relationship with Gigi Hadid). But did you also know he considers himself to be an island? And apparently it’s one of those islands that can’t be found on a map, gets zero cell reception, and doesn’t accept mail from anyone including his former One Direction groupmates.

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Cheryl Cole and Liam Payne Are Officially Over

July 2, 2018 / Posted by:

People reports that after decades upon decades of hearing about Liam Payne and Cheryl (last name pending. I don’t know if she has one right now) being over, they have announced that their 3-ish year relationship is over.Sigh, it seems like just yesterday she was rebounding onto his One Direction penis (also named One Direction). And Liam had been doing such a good job assuring the press that they were fighting through their problems. Guess it didn’t work out. Who’d of thunk it? Oh yeah, everyone. Continue reading

Liam Payne Doesn’t Like Harry Styles’ Solo Stuff

May 19, 2017 / Posted by:

All the One Direction guys are all off doing their own thing now. Zayn Malik was the first to jump ship and release an album. Eventually the rest started releasing music that will definitely show up on a BuzzFeed list in 2028 called “14 boy banders who tried to go solo.Liam Payne, the one who made a baby with Cheryl, released his debut song as a solo artist called Strip That Down. So of course he was asked about the other solo music being released by the other members of 1D.

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