Liam Payne used to be in a boyband with a bunch of other dudes of different fame levels. Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan, and Louis Tomlinson were all members of One Direction with Liam back in the day. And yes, I listed then by fame level. During an appearance on Logan Paul‘s podcast, Liam, I guess, decided to toss away all that boyish shit to the side and basically shaded the whole band. Liam said one got physical with him, he was actually the main one, and that he “doesn’t agree with any” of what Zayn Malik has been up to. One can assume he means all the domestic issues he had with his ex, Gigi Hadid‘s, mother, Yolanda Hadid. It was enough to have Liam trending as the Villain of the Day in some circles more so than when he maybe cheated on his ex-fiancé.
Liam Payne And His Fiancee Maya Henry Have Broken Up And She Addressed Pics Of Him Canoodling With Another Woman
I missed One Direction due to early-onset oldladydom, so I don’t know if Liam Payne was always The Bad One to Harry Styles’ The Pretty One and Zyan Malik’s The Sensitive One, but Liam’s recent track record with the ladies tells me he’s the bad boy of the group now even if he wasn’t before. Us Weekly reports that Liam, 28, and his on-again, off-again fiancee of two years, 22-year-old Maya Henry have broken up for good after pictures of Liam canoodling with another woman were published on Instagram. Liam’s rep tells Us that Maya and Liam broke up “over a month ago,” but it sounds like that was news to Maya who commented on the photos “I love all of the fans so much but please stop sending me these pictures of my fiancé wrapped around another woman,” further cementing Liam as the Scary Spice of One Direction.
When choosing what I’m going to write about on this lovely pre-Christmas weekend, one of the items presented to me read “Liam Payne says he has the biggest dick in One Direction.” Because I read too fast or I’m still feeling the effects of the three bottles of Prosecco I drank at a Christmas party last night, I read that as “Liam Payne says he’s the biggest dick in One Direction.” And I was momentarily taken aback by what I perceived as Liam’s refreshing honesty. Because, as he’s evidenced in the past, that’s a true statement! Alas, no, according to Digital Spy, he was really on Watch What Happens Live! and told Andy Cohen that he HAS the biggest dick in One Direction. I’ll be the judge of that, Liam! (Can I be the judge of that, Liam?)
Listen, I love that male pop stars are now shedding their shirts and showing off their bodies to sell records! It’s about time! Women have had to do it for so long, may as well get the guys involved! Equality. Harry Styles is showing us that he is number one in this department and is appearing on the September issue of Rolling Stone with his bare man-nips on full display. Also on display is one of those Justin Bieber prepubescent barely-there moustaches which is very serial predator hillbilly.
On Sunday’s episode of the 30 peens extravaganza Euphoria, starring Zendaya, they dropped a soft-core cartoon porn scene where Harry Styles gave Louis Tomlinson a beej. And Louis does not seemed thrilled about it. In fairness, maybe he just doesn’t want Harry looking like he does all the heavy lifting. Classic Harry. Taking the hero role.
It was bad enough to feel solidly over the cusp of middle age when the teenage lads from One Direction broke up (or went on an indefinite hiatus, if you are a glass half full kind of Directioner). Then some of the boys started popping out babies and I felt down right Social Security recipient old. This morning I feel like the Cryptkeeper took a dump on my head with the news that Naomi Campbell and Liam Payne flirted. Yes, supermodel and professional phone thrower Naomi Campbell, age 48 and Liam Payne, 25 were flirting on Instagram so that 100% confirms that they are practically married already.