Night Crumbs

August 28, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

26-year-old Liam Payne of One Direction is engaged to 20-year-old Texas-born model Maya Henry (whose father is a multi-millionaire lawyer) and her gigantic engagement ring reportedly cost $4 million. That may seem like a new kind of nuts to poors like you and me, but Maya’s quinceañera cost $6 million, so she probably looked like at that ring and was like, “Aw, what a cute little thing, so where’s the Cracker Jack box it came in?” – Celebitchy

Meanwhile in London, the streets are flooded with slobber from tabloid editors frothing at the mouth over Prince Hot Ginge and Prince William (and possibly Meghan Markle and Duchess Kate) reuniting in person next year – Lainey Gossip

I would think that Madonna’s choice for the role of a young Madonna in her biopic would be current day Madonna, but Julia Garner works too, I guess – Just Jared

Ashley Benson looks like she used the Katie Price filter – Popoholic

The Glittery Gays of YouTube take on WAP (cut to Todrick Hall SEETHING over this) – Towleroad

And here’s Xtina yodeling out a reprise of Reflection while trapped in a pile of curtain sheers – OMG Blog

Pic: Backgrid

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