Night Crumbs

After the internet found out that Kimmy Schmidt wasn’t so unbreakable and dragged Ellie Kemper for being crowned the 1999 queen of a debutante ball with a racist past (no, not Paula Deen’s ButterBall), she has now apologized. Ellie didn’t know at the time that the ball had a racist, sexist, and elitist past. Ellie knows that ignorance is no excuse and that she was old enough to educate herself. Ellie went on to say that she denounces white supremacy and acknowledges “that because of my race and my privilege, I am the beneficiary of a system that has dispensed unequal justice and unequal rewards.” Ellie promises to educate herself in the future and use her privilege to support a better society. It’s a very good apology that checks all the boxes, pretty much. So if you’re a celebrity who has found themselves in a pile shit and need a good statement to get out of it, call up the apology writers on Ellie Kemper’s PR team. It’s the best PR team that money (specifically, old money if you’re Ellie) can buy! – People

To celebrate the birth of St. Angelina Jolie, the entire child army went to dinner with her at TAO. You know, I’m surprised every single one of the kids wasn’t wearing darker than dark glasses and making sure not to look directly at their mother because she was dressed like a saintly Big Bird and you’d think the sight of her in anything other than black or grey would temporarily blind them! – Celebitchy

Liam Payne and his fiancee Maya Henry broke up, and he admits that he’s shit at relationships and blames himself for hurting others. The engagement ring he gave to Maya apparently cost $4 million, so if he doesn’t get it back, then the other One Direction tricks better brace themselves because Liam is going to become the Scary Spice of the group and beg everyone to please, please do a reunion tour – Just Jared

Michaela Coel, who should have won every single award created for I May Destroy You, ruled the BAFTA TV Awards and paid tribute to the show’s intimacy coach – Lainey Gossip

The only correct answer to the question, “Who is a character that had roughly 15 minutes or less in a film but had a huge impact on it?”, is obviously: Snobby Saleswoman #2 in Pretty Woman! – Pajiba

Courteney Cox, Elton John, Ed Sheeran, and Brandi Carlile did the Phoebe Buffay remix of Tiny Dancer called Tony Danza for Lisa Kudrow – SOW

Christina Ricci will be in the next Matrix movie – Deadline

Because she would, Jessica Biel painted a pair of Instagram angel wings (at least I think they’re supposed to be angel wings) on a wall – Popoholic

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