Category: Meghan Markle
Spotify Is Hiring People To Work On Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Archewell Audio Podcast
Perhaps in a desperate move to placate Neil Young, Spotify looks to be making moves to knock Joe Rogan down a peg or two by getting a team together to get Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s long-ballyhooed Archewell Audio podcast up and running. According to Newsweek, Spotify is hiring producers to work on a new weekly show that will feature interviews with “high profile women.” I can’t think of a better way of counter-programming Joe’s douche-bro boner fest than with an ex-Sussex suck-up session!
Prince Harry Will Sue If He Can’t Pay For His Own Security In The UK
Prince Harry is SO MAD right now and it isn’t because Unky Andy shoot him a text that said, “Hey nephew – you know tech stuff. Can you help me set up a GoFundMe, and also would you like to donate some money to my GoFundMe?” It has to do with Harry and Meghan Markle’s security detail for an upcoming trip to the UK. Harry wants to pay for his security himself while in the UK, but so far he hasn’t been successful in obtaining that. Desperate times call for desperate princes, and he might file a lawsuit over the situation.
Meghan Markle Receives A Court-Ordered “Apology” From The Mail On Sunday
It looks like the copyright infringement tussle between Associated Newspapers (ANL), the publisher of The Mail on Sunday, and Meghan Markle is over, and that The Mail on Sunday has put down their shank for now. Because as ordered by the court, they have printed a front-page note admitting that they lost their copyright infringement fight against Meghan Markle. But pulling the teeth out of a concrete shark statue using a pair of half-broken rusty pliers is probably easier than getting the editors of The Mail on Sunday to type out their “apology” to Meghan. The Mail on Sunday slipped a note about the lawsuit at the bottom of yesterday’s front page, as well as a little note inside. It reminds me of the time that the mother of a boy who kept making fun of me at school forced him to apologize to me, and he reluctantly let out an “I’m sowwy” under his breath, followed by a glare that screamed, “No, you little bitch I’m not, and you’re really gonna get it now!”
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Share The First Picture Of Their Daughter Lilibet On Their Holiday Card
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are wrapping up 2021 with the release of their annual Christmas card. Last year they gave everyone a blurry family portrait featuring their son Archie that looked like it was run over six times by the mosaic filter in Photoshop. This time, they kept it more simple with a photograph of their family, starring new baby Lilibet Diana in her Christmas card debut.
Duchess Kate Is Reportedly Very Upset About Her Strained Relationship With Prince Harry And Meghan Markle
It’s time to pull out the tissues because we’ve got a bona fide sob story that will squeeze out all the emotions from the crusty desiccated husk you call a heart. Duchess Kate of royal family fame is “really, really upset” about the state of her relationship with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Who knew that unsavory comments from the family would affect family gatherings?!
Prince Harry Thinks You Should Quit Your Job If It Doesn’t Bring You Joy
Prince Harry may not have Royal Family money anymore but he and his wife, Meghan Markle, are not hurting for cash. But maybe you’ll still consider his opinions on quitting your job to be relevant, as he recently said in an interview that he supports all the people who have quit their job during a pandemic because they hate it. Personally, I wouldn’t quit a job on a whim because a Prince told me to, but hey…