Night Crumbs
Spotify has gone and done it and pissed off Neil Young. Neil Young posted a letter on his website (which has since been taken down) letting Spotify know that if they don’t pull swollen ballsack Joe Rogan for mouth-sharting out all kinds of COVID misinformation, he wants his music pulled from their platform. In 2020, Spotify signed Joe Rogan to a $100 million multi-year deal. So we should expect Spotify to respond with a statement that starts with, “While we don’t agree with everything Joe Rogan says…” And they’ll say that as they wink and blow air kisses at their boo Joe Rogan – HuffPo
The Rock and Chris Evans are doing a holiday movie together, and sadly, The Rock isn’t playing a big city businessman who goes back to his hometown at Christmastimes and finds that his world gets turned upside down when he falls in love with a local lumberjack played Chris Evans. No, it’ll be a holiday action movie so the only fireworks will be from Christmas trees exploding and shit – Lainey Gossip
As Jeff Bezos plays astronaut, Mark Cuban has started a website to sell meds at a low cost. And no, his site isn’t selling EpiPens yet, so some of us will continue to have to sell a piece of our ass (both figuratively and literally) to buy one – Celebitchy
We already know that the Super Bowl Halftime Show headline doesn’t get paid, but dancers say that they’ve been asked to perform for free. Because you know, you can pay your rent and eat with “exposure” – Pajiba
Sydney Sweeney, who plays Cassie on Euphoria, says that if it was up to the show’s creator Sam Levinson, we’d see a lot more of Cassie’s chichis, but she’s asked to cut down the number of topless scenes – Complex
Elton John won’t be able to yodel out I’m Still Standing at some of his shows because he’s not standing thanks to COVID-19 and had to cancel shows (he’s actually got mild symptoms) – SOW
The U.S. Army’s Twitter account quoted Lana Del Rey, but it turns out, it’s not even a Lana Del Rey quote. Be all you can be… except a fact-checker – OMG Blog
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