Catherine Zeta-Jones Is Tired Of Feeling Guilty For Being Gorgeous And Rich!

June 15, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K

Us homely-faced poors needs to stop feeling bad about not being stunning in the mug and having to put items back at the Target cash wrap area because our card got declined. There’s someone out there who has it much, much worse. Poor Catherine Zeta-Jones has had to go through life apologizing for taking breaths away with her beauty and causing temporarily blindness with the sparkle rays shooting off of her rich lady diamonds. But the days of having to be faux humble about her stunning looks and overflowing bank account are behind her. CZJ is keeping Stephanie Yellowhair’s legacy alive by saying, “Excuse my beauty…. and diamonds!”

While promoting the Facebook series Queen America, 48-year-old CJZ talked to The Mirror about how she’s finally freed herself from the shackles of guilt over being the ravishing millionaire wife of a movie star. You can’t privilege-shame CZJ anymore, because she doesn’t care. While I do weep for CZJ having to suffer through years and years of wearing her $10,000 diamonds instead of her $100,000 diamonds so people don’t think she’s bragging, I also applaud her for being a pioneer and having the courage to stand up and speak out on such an important issue. The bravery!

“One thing I’m not is humble any more. I’m sick of being humble. I really am. ‘So sorry I’m rich, so sorry I’m married to a movie star, so sorry I’m not so bad looking. No sorrys. Enough. All that is important to me now is my work. That’s what I love and the rest of my life is a joy because I’ve got two beautiful kids and a healthy, happy husband. It’s all good, and I’m not going to be humble for that either.”

But I see that CZJ is still humble about some things. I mean, she said, “married to a movie star.” Oh, CZJ, last year you did brown-face to play a cocaine pusher in a basic cable movie, and now you’re starring in a series for the website that is an auntie’s favorite place to post pictures of her cats on. You’re not the ravishing millionaire wife of a movie star. You are a ravishing millionaire STAH! Free yourself completely!

Pic: Wenn.com

Tags: Catherine Zeta-Jones, Excuse My Beauty, Girlfriend Please, Michael Douglas, Woe Is You

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