Category: DRAG HER!
Bethenny Frankel Called Out Kylie Cosmetics For Scamming People By Charging More For Special Packaging

It takes a lot to get on the side of the “well-rested, happy” Real Housewives of New York alum Bethenny Frankel; but lately, she’s been spending her time on TikTok, reviewing beauty products, and railing against Instagram filter culture and the KarJenners. And while I’m apprehensive about giving her any credit due to the vast amount of dumb shit that’s come out of her talk-hole in the past, valid points have been made recently. In her newest KarJenner rant, she came for Kylie Jenner’s company, Kylie Cosmetics, and their quest to scam sweet morons out of their hard-earned cash by charging $117 more for makeup that comes in a special paper box vs. the exact same products without the box.
Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Dragged His Dead Father In An Obituary

When someone passes, we tend to wipe clean most of their sins and infractions. Yeah, they didn’t pay you back that $100 but they’re dead and you’re not, so it’s a wash. But for the particularly vengeful, death is not enough. Sometimes you gotta drag the deceased! Florida man (insert shocked Pikachu face) Lawrence Pfaff Jr. thought the concept of “rest in peace” was too good for his dad and crafted an obit fit for the devil!
Rob Lowe Says Tom Cruise Went “Ballistic” And Refused To Share A Hotel Room With Him During “The Outsiders”

Because people like to please pretty people, Rob Lowe has probably been told his entire life that he’s also smart and funny. Therefore, Rob has jokes for days and thinks he’s cute. And while his jokes are terrible, he has perfected the art of the petty drag. Which I appreciate! According to People, Rob was feeling especially shady on a recent episode of Armchair Expert with Dax Shepherd and praised Tom Cruise’s “wherewithal” for always knowing he’d be a star by telling a story about Tom going “ballistic” at the thought of sharing a hotel room with him during the audition process for The Outsiders. Rob reaching all the way back 1983 to take a little shit on Tom is the 2020 content that dreams are made of given that aspirations for 2020 are at an all-time low.
Sacha Baron Cohen Shit All Over Mark Zuckerberg At The Golden Globes

Ricky Gervais, cockringmaster of the latest celebrity jerk-off fest known as the Golden Globes, started the show by calling out the hypocrites of Hollywood who act all woke yet receive checks from Chinese sweatshop-using companies like Apple (and he said it in front of Tim Cook). Ricky then said that those fraudulent wokies need to stop getting all political in their speeches because his ears are about to fall off from the hypocrisy of it all. The celebrities totally listened! Michelle Williams listened! Patricia Arquette listened! Joaquin Phoenix listened too! And Sacha Baron Cohen definitely listened when he used his time on the Golden Globes stage to once again call out Facebook overlord Mark Zuckerberg for letting the Nazis Nazi it up on your mom’s favorite site to post wine memes on.