Category: Kris Jenner
Chrissy Teigen Threatens Legal Action Against Michael Costello And Walks Away From “Safely” Brand Launched With Kris Jenner
Yesterday we learned that professional troll and seasoned death-wisher Chrissy Teigen and her team had accused fashion designer and former Project Runway contestant Michael Costello of sloppily sweatshop-stitched shenanigans when she claimed the bullying DMs he’d maintained she’d sent to him, threatening to blacklist him from the industry over his alleged racism (see below), were about as authentic as a Kardashian’s latest face (Rood!) and the details under scrutiny were laid out in that post.
Kim Kardashian Failed The Baby Bar Exam
Kim Kardashian may be a billionaire, but money can’t buy memorization skills, booboo. And so sadly poor Kim–who has been studying to be a lawyer for some time now–ended up failing the baby bar exam in California and now her dreams of being a real-life Elle Woods (sans the self-awareness, fashion sense, charisma, sparkling personality, etc…) have deflated like her ass when she doesn’t get a tune-up.
The Kardashians Are Trying To Wipe The Internet Of An Unedited And Unfiltered Pic Of Khloe Kardashian
Facial chameleon, Khloé Kardashian, has served us so many different looks over the months with help from fillers, filters, and dark magic powers that the Koven uses to make her look like anybody but herself. Well, now an extremely rare picture of Khloé has leaked to the public and it’s rare because it shows Khloé in her natural state. SCANDALOUS! And because looking somewhat human and not alien-like is against Khloé Kardashian’s brand, she’s trying to rid the internet of the pic.
Khloé Kardashian Stole Kendall Jenner’s Face Now
Khoronavirus survivor, Khloé Kardashian has done it again. Not since Mystique have we seen such a versatile array of looks. Khloé has been keeping us on our toes for some time now serving a range of facial structures and nasal passages, and even celebrity impressions. And here we have another–an homage to younger sister Kendall Jenner–as the internet saw Khloé’s recent picture and thought “Did she steal her sister’s face?” I mean, And Khloe did “joke” about getting a weekly face-transplant….
The Kardashians Have Signed A Multi-Year Deal With Hulu
Well, it was only a matter of time. While we may have defeated the evil for even a brief reprieve as the end of Keeping Up Kris Jenner’s Birkin Collection With The Kardashians was nearing, we all knew that the Koven would collect themselves under the Blood Moon and call on their devils for more power. And they have! The Hollywood Reporter says that the Kardashians will be back on TV screens as they have signed a multi-year deal with The Devil Disney and will make several streaming piles of shit projects for Hulu. Just what we needed, the Kardashians making Disney money!
The Kardashians Are Calling Off Their Khristmas Party For The First Time In Over 40 Years
For the first time since 1978, rich people won’t descend on Calabasas to indulge in the wealth of the Kardashian Koven for Khristmas Eve. I know. Of all the tragedies to befall humanity recently, rich people NOT having a holiday party is truly the most relevant and saddest to hear about. Is there a GoFundMe yet?