Category: Kris Jenner
The Koven’s Annual Khristmas Party Will Still Happen Despite Coronavirus
Welp, The Kardashian/Jenner Koven is about fifteen seconds away from unironically saying, “Let them eat cake!”, because these out of touch, bourgeoisie, plasticine-plumped fame whores are going full-steam ahead with another celebration which you won’t be able to experience within your own social circle because it’s a pandemic. They’ve celebrated birthdays. They’ve celebrated Halloween. And so how could they then miss out on the annual Khristmas Party?!?!
Kris Jenner Defends Kendall Jenner For Having A Big Party During Coronavirus
Another day another Kardashian/Jenner defending one of their own for getting shit on for living lavishly during a global pandemic. Off the heels of Kim Kardashian West‘s private island 40th birthday party, Kendall Jenner decided to throw a huge bash for her 25th birthday. As you could have expected, us pissy peasants who have been following the rules and quarantining for months had opinions on Kendull’s Halloween-themed birthday party. Mostly negative. But Kris Jenner stood up and basically said: “You’re mean! Leave my highly-privileged and uber-wealthy cash-cow daughter alone!”
Khloe Kardashian Had Khoronavirus
In the next episode of Keeping Up The Mental Rot With The Kardashians, it is revealed that earlier this year that Khloe Kardashian allegedly caught coronavirus. It’s a bit shocking that the Koven didn’t use this earlier as some sort of attention-getter. And it’s even more shocking that Khloe didn’t announce that she’s got corona in a Febreze-sponsored Instagram post where she also claimed that she got kured thanks to Febreze (but only if you use code: KHLORONAVIRUS).
Kris Jenner Is Getting Sued By A Former Security Guard For Sexual Harassment
Ruh-roh, more discord in the House of K-J! Kardashian momager (shudder) Kris Jenner is being sued for sexual harassment by a former security guard who worked for the family from 2017-2018. Marc McWilliams claims he was the victim of “a pattern of unwanted and unwelcome advances and other harassing misconduct”. He’s suing Kris and Kourtney Kardashian (who he says retaliated against him once he made the allegations) for unspecified damages. Kris is obviously denying all this shit. Her lawyer, Marty Singer, says once they defeat this “ridiculous, frivolous” lawsuit they’ll sue Marc right back for “malicious prosecution”. Um, petty.
Turns Out Greed Wasn’t The Only Reason “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” Was Canceled
It’s time to do a post mortem on the Kardashians. OK, simmer down. I just meant it’s time to discuss what was behind the cancellation of Keeping Up With the Kardashians after 20 seasons. Unfortunately, it’s not because the world has turned sour on the exploits of America’s preeminent family of grifters (basic cable edition). According to TMZ, The Koven feat Kris Jenner basically told E! “Thanks, we’ve got it from here” after deciding their various social media outlets are a sufficient platform for hawking their sundry business ventures. So they’re taking old KUWTK out back, shooting it in the head and shipping the carcass off to the glue factory. Check the label on Kylie Jenner’s new line of lip kits very carefully, it’s definitely NOT vegan.
Caitlyn Jenner Says That Her Transition Wasn’t A Big Part Of Why Her Marriage To Kris Jenner Ended
After reading that headline, I know what you’re thinking: “Maybe it had to do with you being an asshole?” But even years after their divorce, Caitlyn Jenner––for absolutely no reason other than to ~seemingly~ keep her name out there––is still talking about her marriage to Kris Jenner in the most recent episode of Rob Lowe’s podcast, “Why? Literally! With Rob Lowe”.