Category: Clueless

A Source Claims That Tom Brady Didn’t Want To Get Divorced From Gisele Bundchen And Would’ve Done Anything To Make It Work

November 2, 2022 / Posted by:

Seen above smiling and busting a boner in his pants after probably picturing Gisele Bundchen as a giant football with chichis and a MAGA hat, Tom Brady is legally single now. But Tom’s reportedly not happy about that since he never wanted his 13-year marriage tossed into the dumpster next to the clue that he desperately needs to get. Sources tell People that Tom has the sads over his marriage to Gis ending and that he would’ve done “whatever it took” to make it work. Um, either the source or Tom needs to look up what that really means because if Tom ever serenaded Gis with a song, it would be I Would Do Anything For Gis (But I Won’t Quit Football).

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Kim Kardashian’s Advice To Business Women: Get Your Ass Up And Work

March 10, 2022 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian and her family have a new Hulu show that will premiere next month, The Kardashians. It’s a series that Kim and her sisters worked very hard to secure (aka Hulu rolled up to Kris Jenner’s house one day, popped open a briefcase stuffed full of money, and they all clapped with glee). Not to mention their previous show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, which was secured thanks to plenty of hard work (yes, hard work. Have you ever operated a hand-held video camera while high on ecstasy?). So Kim knows a thing or two about the subject of work ethic. And according to the millionaire reality TV star-turned-billionaire reality TV star, there’s a very simple recipe for success. Step one: remove your ass from whatever surface it is currently seated. Step two: get that fucking ass to work. Simple!

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Jamie Lynn Spears Has No Idea Why Britney Spears Might Be Mad At Her

January 12, 2022 / Posted by:

Last year, we learned that Jamie Lynn Spears – younger sister of Britney Spears – had decided to write a memoir. It was pretty much a mess from day one. A whole lot of people thought she was attempting to exploit the attention her sister was receiving during her conservatorship battle, especially since the alleged original title of her tell-all was an iconic Britney lyric. A more self-aware person might have realized that pushing a tell-all on the heel’s of Britney’s situation might be just a tad tacky, but self-awareness doesn’t appear to be the Spears’ family strong suit. So Jamie Lynn’s out there trying to sell that book, and she recently made a stop at Good Morning America, where tears welled up in the corners of her eyes as she wondered why her big sis could ever be mad at her??

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Stacey Dash Claims Her Husband And His Children Conspired Against Her

October 1, 2019 / Posted by:

On Sunday, Stacey Dash was arrested for a domestic violence situation involving her fourth husband, Jeffery Marty, in Florida (OF COURSE). The first version of the story we got is that Stacey was arrested after allegedly attacking her husband. But then we heard that Stacey was only defending herself after Jeffrey put her in a chokehold, and she was the one who was arrested because he had marks on his body.

Now we’re hearing that Stacey claimed Jeffrey and his three kids have conspired against her to cover up his abusive ways, because they see her as a wicked stepmother from hell.

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