Category: Kourtney Kardashian
Kim Kardashian Wore Marilyn Monroe’s Iconic “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” Dress To The Met Gala
The last thing you want to do when dressing for the Met Gala is set yourself up for a Who Wore it Better situation. Especially if the person who you’re going to be compared to is Marilyn Fucking Monroe, one of the most iconic, oft-imitated and naturally stunning women in Hollywood history. Regardless, since Kim Kardashian believes her own hype, not only did she wear an exact replica of one of Marilyn’s most famous looks, the nude sheath covered in thousands of crystals that she wore to serenade President John F. Kennedy on his birthday in 1962, Kim also, for a hot second, wore the actual dress that Marylin wore on the red carpet. Vogue reports that Kim borrowed the dress from Ripley’s Believe or Not! museum in Florida, which acquired it in 2016 at auction for $4.8 million. It’s an odd place for such an iconic dress to be displayed. If it wasn’t for Ripley’s deep pockets, it might have ended up at The Smithsonian. But now that Kim’s worn it, it truly is worthy of display in Ripley’s Vintage Oddities Collection next to the two-headed calf and the display commemorating The Kentucky Meat Shower of 1876.
Kourtney Kardashian Corrected Jimmy Kimmel When He Called Her Vegas Wedding “Fake”
The Kardashians are thrusting their silicone round parts in our faces even more than usual lately to promote their new Hulu reality show, The Kardashians. Last night, the Kardashians (sans Kylie Jenner) went on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and Jimmy Kimmel mentioned that, in his opinion, Kourtney Kardashian was “Kardashian of the Week” because she got “fake-married” to Travis Barker in Vegas. Oh please, Jimmy. Kris Jenner is the only one who gets to determine Kardashian of the Week, and it always goes to the daughter that puts the most coins in her pimp pocket. Translation: It’s never been Kourtney!
Kourtney Kardashian And Travis Barker Got Married In Las Vegas (But It Wasn’t Legal)
Not that long ago, a wise tone-deaf philosopher named Kimberly Kardashian revealed the secret of business success was to get one’s fucking ass up and work. Well, Kourtney Kardashian took her sister’s advice, got her ass up, and did some of the heaviest lifting the Kardashian family has ever seen. Right after bringing their PDA-laced love to the red carpets of the Oscars and the Grammys, Kourtney and her fiancé Travis Barker went ahead and got themselves a hat trick of attention by rolling into a wedding chapel in Las Vegas and having themselves a little marriage ceremony. But, as it has recently been noted, it’s not likely that Kourtney and Travis are hers n’ his in the eyes of the law right now.
Kim Kardashian’s Advice To Business Women: Get Your Ass Up And Work
Kim Kardashian and her family have a new Hulu show that will premiere next month, The Kardashians. It’s a series that Kim and her sisters worked very hard to secure (aka Hulu rolled up to Kris Jenner’s house one day, popped open a briefcase stuffed full of money, and they all clapped with glee). Not to mention their previous show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, which was secured thanks to plenty of hard work (yes, hard work. Have you ever operated a hand-held video camera while high on ecstasy?). So Kim knows a thing or two about the subject of work ethic. And according to the millionaire reality TV star-turned-billionaire reality TV star, there’s a very simple recipe for success. Step one: remove your ass from whatever surface it is currently seated. Step two: get that fucking ass to work. Simple!
Kourtney Kardashian And Travis Barker Are Getting Dragged For Their PDA At Someone Else’s Wedding
I am so glad to hear that Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker haven’t deviated from their unwavering aesthetic, which is of course: the absolute horniest adults in the room. Guests at a recent wedding got to experience such libido-based theatrics, when Kourtney and her fiancé Travis walked in and silently announced that the show was now all about them, so pull up a seat, and maybe grab a plastic poncho if you’re seated in the splash zone. Naturally, lots of people thought it was highly inappropriate for Kourtney and Travis to turn that wedding venue into their own personal rec room couch.
Kim Kardashian And Pete Davidson Held Hands On A Ride At Knott’s Scary Farm (Scary Is Right) But TMZ Says They’re Just Friends
Just in time for Halloween! Your two worst nightmares have come together in the unholy union of Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian! Just a few weeks after the two awkwardly kissed during a skit on Saturday Night Live, they were spotted holding hands. Grab your crucifix because only God can get us through this next wave of elite famewhoring. Pete and Kim K were spotted together at Knott’s Scary Farm in Buena Park, CA yesterday and were apparently dressed as Butthole Eyes and The Original FameWhore™ (available at a Spirit Halloween near you!). Whether it’s together-together remains to be seen, but the thought is enough to send tingles down your spine (and vomit out your mouth thanks to the pictures).