Category: Kourtney Kardashian
Scott Disick Is Taking Some Time Away From The Kardashians To “Process” Kourtney Kardashian’s Engagement
According to People Magazine, Scott Disick is still reeling from the news that the mother of his children, Kourtney Kardashian, is planning to marry another. And it would almost be romantic if Scott was a different sort of man. But Scott is Scott and his idea of romance is limited to whatever teenage girls think is romantic, so you know Travis Barker’s sea of red roses proposal to Kourtney, really hit him where it hurts. People says that Scott is taking some time to “distance himself” from the Kardashian Klan in order to “process this and make his peace.” It seems Scott did not think that a relationship between two adults of approximately the same age could ever go the distance!
Shanna Moakler And Scott Disick Are Not Pleased With Their Exes Travis Barker And Kourtney Kardashian Getting Engaged
So by now, you’ve probably heard the chiming of the bells of Apocalypse news–42-year-old Kourtney Kardashian and 45-year-old Travis Barker are engaged. He proposed by uprooting every rose in Southern California and presenting it to her in a pure-hearted gesture which was choreographed ahead of time in conjunction with a camera crew for the new Hulu X Kardashian series. And that hurt a lot of people, like 46-year-old Shanna Moakler and 38-year-old Scott Disick, who, according to sources, have not been vibing well with the engagement news. Well, it could be worse, imagine how bad Travis will feel when he finds out that marrying into the family means Kris Jenner collects your soul?
Kourtney Kardashian And Travis Barker Are Engaged
I hope the Kardashians’ florist has a good financial planner because they need not ever work again if they don’t want to. Especially if they work Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker’s wedding after having supplied thousands of red roses for the Engagement of The Century (reality TV division only) which happened yesterday on the beach in Montecito, California according to TMZ. Travis proposed to Kourtney surrounded by an ocean of red roses and a camera crew who filmed the special moment for their upcoming reality show for Hulu.
Kim Kardashian Is Going To Host “Saturday Night Live”
Because I guess every famous and famous-ish person in the world is busy on October 9, TMZ says that komedian Kim Kardashian will host that night’s episode of Saturday Night Live, which will feature musical guest Halsey. Kim follows in the Size 11 footsteps of former employer Paris Hilton, who was dragged by critics and then-head writer Tina Fey after hosting in 2005. Kim’s husband Kanye West has appeared as a musical guest seven times, but he’s technically never hosted. Ah, what a shame. Cuz that’s a dude who doesn’t take himself too seriously at all.
Kourtney Kardashian And Her “Future Baby Daddy” Travis Barker Made Their Red Carpet Debut At The MTV VMAs
42-year-old Kourtney Kardashian and 45-year-old Travis Barker made their red carpet “debut” at the 2021 MTV VMAs, but that’s like a popular porn star “debuting” their genitals on a red carpet: We’ve seen them already! A few times! But they strolled on the red carpet last night and caused everyone to reach for the Purell by touching tongues. And Kourtney kept the grossness going during the show when she and Megan Fox introduced Travis and Machine Gun Kelly‘s performance and called the dudes their “future baby daddies.” Travis should get that tattooed on him!
Amelia Hamlin And Scott Disick Are Over
Someone check on Lisa Rinna! Hopefully, 20-year-old Amelia Hamlin raked in enough Instagram followers through her relationship with 38-year-old Scott Disick because they seem to have split up. Amelia and Scott first got together last November and went Instagram official in February. Well, TMZ says they are totally over. It’s okay though, Lisa can pivot from her storyline on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills being her daughter dating an older man and go back to just talking shit about everyone she isn’t close friends with. Easy fix!