Kourtney Kardashian And Travis Barker Are Getting Dragged For Their PDA At Someone Else’s Wedding
I am so glad to hear that Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker haven’t deviated from their unwavering aesthetic, which is of course: the absolute horniest adults in the room. Guests at a recent wedding got to experience such libido-based theatrics, when Kourtney and her fiancé Travis walked in and silently announced that the show was now all about them, so pull up a seat, and maybe grab a plastic poncho if you’re seated in the splash zone. Naturally, lots of people thought it was highly inappropriate for Kourtney and Travis to turn that wedding venue into their own personal rec room couch.
Over the weekend, Kardashian family friend Simon Huck got married to Phil Riportella. Thankfully Kourtney remembered to bring her favorite accessory: the person whose job it is to tons of blurry pictures of Kourtney and Travis walking various places.
But that’s not what’s important here. No one would accuse Kourtney or Travis of being inappropriately dressed for a wedding (sadly, the same can’t be said about Kendall Jenner).
She really wore this to someone else’s wedding. Kendall Jenner is the biggest pick me girl ever https://t.co/JeUtBRhAqG
— ℰ𝓁𝒶 𝒦𝒶𝓈𝒽 (@Elaaaaakkk) November 13, 2021
But back to Kourtney and Travis, BuzzFeed notes that several Instagram Stories were posted after the wedding, which showed Kourtney appearing to give Travis a lap dance, or at least using him like the way AC Slater used chairs on Saved by the Bell.
Travis celebrated his birthday with Kourtney last night at a wedding. 🥳 pic.twitter.com/P00zqS6JUL
— Jenn (@_xmarissabee) November 14, 2021
Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker criticised for ‘embarrassing’ PDA at wedding https://t.co/xrXZnyQ7nv
— The Independent (@Independent) November 15, 2021
Travis turned 46 yesterday, so the man is allowed to celebrate his big day with the world’s laziest lap dance from his fiancée. But at the same party where two guys were wiping away tears while promising to love, honor, and cherish each other until death do them part? To be fair, drunk grinding and ass-grabbing is a time-honored tradition of the wedding reception experience, so technically that’s one of the socially sanctioned places to do it (the others are club, roller rink, surprise blackout in a Target store, citizen swearing-in ceremony, notary public’s office). Still, some people thought it was very tacky. via BuzzFeed:
Users on Reddit definitely weren’t feeling the love, with one calling the display “tasteless, classless,” adding that it gave “teen hormones vibes.” Another added, “My secondhand embarrassment just went through the roof.”
Obviously, no wedding planner is standing around with a clipboard, anticipating the 10 o’clock attention-seekers to take their place next to the candy buffet. But could you even call it a successful wedding if Kourtney and Travis didn’t fully embarrass themselves at it? The only thing worse would be if the wedding was so boring, Kourtney couldn’t gather up the energy to hike up her dress and straddle her fiancé. That would be devastating. Tragic, even. Imagine, a wedding so boring a Kardashian couldn’t care to make themselves the center of attention at.