Kim Kardashian Says That She Had To Beg Ripley’s To Allow Her To Wear “THE Dress” To The Met Gala After They Changed Their Mind
When Kim Kardashian isn’t summoning the apocalypse by dining with fellow she-devils, she’s using her paid-for pork piles to defile garments of immense historical value despite no one thinking it should’ve happened. And on the latest episode of Hulu’s The Kardashians, Kim revealed that Ripley’s Believe It or Not had a brief moment of clarity and actually did try to pull the plug on the whole plan since Kim couldn’t yank Marilyn Monroe’s delicate president-pilfering dress up over her detachable ass; but Kim, ever the hustler, stopped eating and got on her knees to beg them to reconsider. and the rest is history (to Kim only). So, we can all blame Ripley’s being soft for all of us STILL having to hear about her 2022 Met Gala lewk half a year later. It’s not like Kim has any other high drama currently going on or anything.
Lili Reinhart Believes She Won’t Be Invited To The Met Gala Again Because Of Her Kim Kardashian Weight Loss Comments
It’s been a few months since Kim Kardashian showed us her horrible Marilyn Monroe Halloween costume at the Met Gala and almost destroyed an important piece of pop culture history. Kim’s weight loss strategy provided much discussion as to why she went through such measures to squeeze her extra large canned plastic hams into Marilyn’s dress in the first place. But as we already know, she will do whatever she can to ensure all eyes remain on her. And one of those sets of eyes belongs to Lili Reinhart, who took one look at Kim’s balloons-on-bones figure and thought to herself “Why is there a skeleton in a dress at the Met Gala?” And Lili expressed her thoughts on Instagram afterward, but she now believes what she said ensures she will never be invited again.
I don’t think there has ever been so much controversy surrounding a dress since the days of Monica Lewinsky, but if anyone is worthy of that kind of ridicule Kim Kardashian deserves it best. We all remember her thirsty stunt queen antics when she stuffed her bits into Marilyn Monroe‘s Freakum dress at the Met Gala last month, and the backlash which followed was understandable. Dress historians were quick to blame plastic surgeons everywhere for their help in potentially ruining Marilyn’s dress. But after a meticulous investigation, the institution that lent Kim the dress in the first place, Ripley’s Believe it Or Not! Museum, says that Kim didn’t fuck up the dress.
Unless you decided to go off the grid and were hunkered down in the dressing room of an abandoned DASH Boutique in a shuttered strip mall in the Valley for the past month, you know that Kim Kardashian wore Marilyn Monroe’s “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” dress for like five whole minutes to this year’s Met Gala while she slowly waddled the red carpet with boyfriend, Pete Davidson. This stunt was met with disapproval from historians, Bob Mackie, and any member of the general public who has had to throw away tattered years-old underwear because we all know what happens to aged fabric when it stretches. In “when is someone finally going to tell this trick ‘no’” news, there’s now a photo showing damage to the back of the dress and anyone who has working eyes (and Paris Hilton) could have predicted that this would happen.
The second coming of Marilyn Monroe (or so she wants us to believe) Kim Kardashian got a lot of flack for wearing one of Norma Rae’s iconic dresses to the Met Gala. Some said it was huge mistake, historians said she stressed the integrity of the fabric, and others were concerned that she lost an unhealthy amount of weight to fit into the thing. Kim defended her decision to drop them pounds by comparing herself to Christian Bale who famously yo-yos in weight as a sacrifice to his art. That’s right, squeezing your HoneyBaked ham into a size 0 pair of jeans is now an act worthy of the Louvre!
Making an excuse to stay home with my dogs and wear sweats sounds way more enticing than putting on fancy pants to go to a sticky-tabled Applebee’s for watered-down margaritas with other humans, which is pretty much all I get invited to these days. Clearly, Britney Spears relates to that feeling, except the outing she opted to skip out on was this year’s Met Gala. Stars–they’re just like us!