Category: King Charles

Katy Perry And Lionel Richie Are Both Performing At King Charles’ Coronation

April 17, 2023 / Posted by:

We’re only a few weeks away from the day King Charles receives his sash and flowers at his coronation, finally becoming the HBIC in the UK. And as an extra added bonus, his ride-or-die wife Camilla will also be in attendance for a crown of her own after Charles upgraded her to Queen status. To say this is one of the most “meh” moments in history would be an understatement, and many artists like Ed Sheeran and Adele have found other things to do with their time so as to not be attached to any of this madness. But Katy Perry and Lionel Richie either didn’t get the memo, or they just don’t care because they’ve both agreed to curtsy and kowtow before Chuck as a few of his musical guests for the big day next month. And yes, I guess Chuck had to import some of the entertainment for his big day.

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Sarah Ferguson Wasn’t Invited To King Charles’ Coronation

April 14, 2023 / Posted by:

Earlier this week, Buckingham Palace confirmed that Prince Harry would be attending King Charles’ coronation, but Meghan Markle and kids Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet would not. Mystery solved, case closed, let’s all get back to our boring lives and stop worrying about the coronation guest list. BUT WAIT. The Independent is now reporting that Sarah Ferguson did not get an invite. I repeat, Original Fergie has been snubbed! The Independent calls the exclusion “slightly surprising” because everybody knows it’s proper etiquette to invite your disgraced pervert brother’s shady ex-wife to your late-in-life crowning.

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Prince Harry Will Be At King Charles’ Coronation Without Meghan Markle And Their Children

April 12, 2023 / Posted by:

FINALLY, we can all close our eyes tonight and drift into a worry-free sleep now that the question that has repeatedly punched us in the brains for eons has been answered. Today, Buckingham Palace burped up the answer to the world’s most important question, “Will Prince Harry and Meghan Markle go to King Chuck’s Corny in May?” Well, the tabloids only have to hire half the number of lip readers and body language experts they were planning to hire for King Charles’ Coronation because Prince Harry will be there, but Meghan Markle is skipping it. She will stay in California with their kids to celebrate their son Prince Archie’s 4th birthday, which is on the same day as the Coronation. That Coronation is probably going to turn into the longest game of dodgeball for Harry because he’s going to keep dodging Queen Camilla so that he doesn’t run into her and have to bow down to Queen Side Piece.

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Prince Andrew Joined The Royal Family On  Easter Sunday, But Sources Say “There’s No Way Back Into Public Life For” Him

April 11, 2023 / Posted by:

Prince Andrew has reportedly been kicked out of Buckingham Palace and cut out of THE QUEEN’s Estate, so obviously, he’s been forever banished from the Royal Family because he hung out with a pedophile predator and because of Virginia Giuffre’s lawsuit against him for allegedly sexually abusing her when she was a minor (a lawsuit he settled last year)! And by “forever banished,” I mean the opposite. Because on Easter Sunday, Epstein’s BFF joined the Royal Family at Easter Mattins Service at Windsor Castle. Before the service, Andrew hit the pap stroll with King Charles and Queen Camilla. Andrew’s daughters, Princess Beatrice, and Princess Eugenie, were also at the service. But sources say that just because Charles let Andrew walk with him in front of photographers doesn’t mean that Andrew has been welcomed back into “public life.” But yet, here he is, showing his insufferable mug to us, the public!

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Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Are Reportedly In Talks With The Palace To Go To King Charles’ Coronation

April 6, 2023 / Posted by:

It’s the question on EVERYBODY’S lips: are Prince Harry and Meghan Markle going to King Charles’ coronation on May 6? There have been many headlines covering this very important topic. First, we heard that Charles wanted his son and daughter-in-law in attendance cuz he believed their absence would stir up more drama. Then, a month ago, the Sussexes’ spokesperson confirmed they’d been invited. Now, Page Six is reporting that Harry and Meghan’s travel plans are “being finalized.” Jesus Christ, Harry and Meghan, just click “Confirm Order” on your Expedia tickets and put us all out of our misery!

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Queen Camilla’s New Title Has Made Its Debut On King Charles’ Coronation Invite

April 5, 2023 / Posted by:

May 6th is an extremely important day, and I don’t have to tell you why. But I will. It’s National Crepe Suzette Day! I’m sure you’ve already got that important holiday written in Sharpie on your calendar and already counting down the days. But a much less exciting celebration is also happening on May 6th. The coronation of King Charles III is going down that day. Since it’s about a month away, Buckingham Palace has released a new picture of King Chuck and the side piece formerly known as Duchess Camilla and, more recently, Queen Consort Camilla. The palace also put out the official invitation for King Charles’ coronation, and Queen Camilla’s new title made its debut on it.

After THE QUEEN’s death last year, Prince Charles became King Charles III, and Duchess Camilla became Queen Consort Camilla. But that title was just a placeholder, I guess. Because back in February, Ben wrote about how the palace decided to do away with the “Consort” shit and simplify her title to Queen Camilla. Now, I’m sure that Camilla has been scribbling “Queen Camilla” with crown-hungry eyes in her diary for decades, but that title has now been officially used by the palace. It’s a big day for tampons AND side pieces everywhere!

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