Open Post: Hosted By Joy Behar Saying That She’s Had Sex With Multiple Ghosts
Spooky Season is in full swing, and if Terrifier 2 making people faint and vomit wasn’t disturbing enough, now we have to find a way to reconcile the mental image of Joy Behar having sex. And not just sex with anyone–because like Paz de la Huerta, Anna Nicole Smith, and Bobby Brown who came (wah-wah-wee-wah!) before her–Joy has rubbed uglies with a ghost. And not just one, several.
On yesterday’s episode of The View, Joy offered up information that absolutely no one asked for (while wearing the sweater that Slimer told her was his favorite last time he floated by her house for a BOO!-ty call) as the panel discussed a woman’s experience with sexy specters in her house that dispassionately mutter things like “looking good” and “oh, baby oh, baby.” via People:
…The television personality, 80, opened up about her experiences with spirits while chatting with her co-hosts about a woman who allegedly had “sexual ghosts” in her home.
“I’ve had sex with a few ghosts and never got pregnant,” Behar quietly admitted after co-host Sara Haines asked if someone could become pregnant by having sex with a spirit.
Joy’s spectrophilia revelation elicited awkward laughter from the rest of the ladies, because what other reaction is there when an octogenarian surprised you by trying to kick in the door to Freakytown while you were all just glad she successfully made it up the steps to her seat this time? Whoopi Goldberg raised the spots above her eyes where her brows should be and tried to move on to a lighter topic–Succubi.
As her co-hosts burst into laughter, Whoopi Goldberg replied, “I’m just gonna let that ride. I don’t know how many of you just heard what Joy just said, but I’m going to let it ride.”
Here’s the sexy spirit segment:
Whoopi should have known better than to cut Joy off there. This could have been the perfect opportunity to get her and Joy’s archnemesis, Meghan McCain’s tight topknot in a tizzy if they concocted the narrative that one of Joy’s pussy poltergeists was a frosty-headed politician from Arizona who liked to engage in light pillow talk before fading into the morning’s light. Aaaaand now we’re all barfing again.
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