Category: John Travolta

Mike Rinder’s New Book Gets Into How Scientology Dealt With The John Travolta Gay Rumors, Tried To Woo David Beckham, And Alienated Tom Cruise From Nicole Kidman

September 27, 2022 / Posted by:

Mike Rinder, former high-level Scientologist and co-host of the A&E docuseries, Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath, has a new book. It’s called A Billion Years: My Escape From a Life in the Highest Ranks of Scientology, and it promises to that expose “the dark, dystopian truth about Scientology.” Fun! The book just came out, so there are a bunch of headlines making the rounds today.

For example, those John Travolta gay rumors. 67-year-old Mike claims that, back in the day, he was chatting to John in a hotel suite when a male masseur walked in the room and kissed John on the mouth. Whoops! Then there’s the failed wooing of David and Victoria Beckham. Apparently, Tom Cruise wanted David to be in Scientology so bad that he built a soccer field. But it didn’t work. Whomp, whomp! Finally, there’s the Nicole Kidman stuff. Mike claims that David Miscavige felt Tom was pulling away from the cult while filming Eyes Wide Shut with Nicole in London, so he sent one of his cronies to “audit” Tom. The audit drew Tom back into Scientology and created a distance between him and his wife. Obviously, Scientology denies all of Mike’s allegations. They tell Page Six that he’s an “inveterate liar.” Google says “inveterate” means: “chronic, deep-seated.” So that’s two words Scientology has taught me: “inveterate” and “glib.” Continue reading

Amy Schumer Made Fun Of Leonardo DiCaprio, Regina Hall Looked For A Man, And All Three Hosts Chanted “Gay! Gay! Gay!” At Last Night’s Oscars

March 28, 2022 / Posted by:

As expected, the Oscars had three hosts last night: Amy Schumer, Regina Hall, and Wanda Sykes. And they joked that the Academy hired three women because it’s cheaper than hiring one man. But after that, they all went in different directions. Wanda Sykes did Wanda Sykes, Regina Hall turned the Oscars into a dating show (while possibly catching a sexual harassment charge), and Amy Schumer decided to become the Ricky Gervais of the Oscars by mildly roasting tricks.

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Some Famous Scientologists Are Trapped In Scientology Forever

September 2, 2020 / Posted by:

Actually, to correctly quote Us Weekly’s cover story, notable Scientologists like Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kirstie Alley are allegedly TRAPPED FOR LIFE!!!!! But, of course, they’re not being held hostage since we’re talking about the rich and famous-ish Scientologists – standard Scientology rules don’t apply. According to a source, they’re not exactly free either. Apparently Scientology is a lot like The Eagles’ Hotel California; you can check-in, but you can never leave.

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John Travolta Cut A Rug With Pitbull On Stage At The Premio Lo Nuestro Awards

February 21, 2020 / Posted by:

The dazzling disco ball that is John Travolta’s chrome dome came out to play last night at the 2020 Premio Lo Nuestro, Univision’s awards celebrating Latin music. Why was John there? No one knows. Maybe host Pitbull’s bald head sent out the cue ball signal which, prior to John euthanizing his beloved pet possum, was only ever answered by Vin Diesel repeatedly showing up outside his bedroom holding a warm 6-pack of Corona and blasting Hey Ma from The Fate of The Furious soundtrack on a boombox.

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John Travolta Learned That His Wife Kelly Preston Had A Sex Scene With Tom Cruise The Hard Way

December 6, 2019 / Posted by:

According to Us Weekly, John Travolta didn’t know that Tom Cruise and Kelly Preston, who played Jerry’s fiance in Jerry Maguire, had a sex scene together until he watched the movie at a screening. You know that saying “the jokes write themselves”? Well, I’m here to tell you that is a lie. They absolutely do not write themselves! You may read a headline like Us Weekly’s “John Travolta Didn’t Know What ‘Awkward Was’ Until Watching His Wife Kelly Preston in a Sex Scene With Tom Cruise” and chuckle to yourself, but that’s not a joke! That’s just the set up for a joke. The joke itself requires quiet contemplation, a mining of one’s acquired knowledge of the subjects at hand, and the ability to synthesize that information in a novel and amusing way. So if a headline like “John Travolta Didn’t Know What ‘Awkward Was’ Until Watching His Wife Kelly Preston in a Sex Scene With Tom Cruise” is the set up, the punchline might be something like “it was awkward because that’s how John found out he didn’t get the part of the fiance!” Another way to do it would be to simply just repeat the headline “John Travolta Didn’t Know What ‘Awkward Was’ Until Watching His Wife Kelly Preston in a Sex Scene With Tom Cruise” a minimum of three times. You see, a three-way works every time!

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