Maybe it’s just me, but around the holidays, it feels like there are a few shocking celebrity deaths, and there was one last night. It was announced that Kirstie Alley had died after a short fight with cancer. Kirstie’s children with Parker Stevenson, True Stevenson and Lillie Parker Stevenson, said in a statement that she was only recently diagnosed with colon cancer and was getting treated at Moffitt Cancer Center in Tampa, Florida. They were with Kirstie at the time of her death.
— Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) December 6, 2022
Kirstie was 71.
Current anti-Scientology warrior Leah Remini and current Scientology defender Kirstie Alley got into it. This all started when Kirstie said on Twitter that she doesn’t know what’s real and what’s fake about Russia’s attack on Ukraine and she won’t be commenting anymore. Her former Dancing With The Stars partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, already dragged her and now it was Leah’s turn. Spoiler Alert: Leah was much ruder.
While many of us are sending thoughts of support to the people of Ukraine after Putin invaded their country, SOME “I’m just asking questions” individuals are wondering if all those news images of bombings are actually real. And those people are named Kirstie Alley! Add this moronic take to Kirstie’s ever-growing list of asinine comments. Thankfully, her former Dancing with the Stars partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy took her to task!
Kirstie Alley, beloved star of Veronica’s Closet, is back on trending topics. For something acting-related, you ask? Nope. Unless you mean acting a fool, then you are correct! Kirstie has let us into the complicated labyrinthian maze that is her mind and unleashed a disjointed rant on Twitter. If you need to brush up on topics such as “MIS-information” and Canadian truckers, then Kirstie’s your gal!
Kirstie Alley Did An Interview With Tucker Carlson And Talked About Drugs And Being Shunned From Hollywood
Scientologist/Trump voter/conspiracy theorist Kirstie Alley went on Fox News for an hour-long interview with Tucker Carlson and, surprise surprise, she said a lot of wild shit. Kirstie says that since she’s come out as conservative, she’s been blackballed from Hollywood and lost all of her celebrity Twitter followers. The 70-year-old actress claims people would rather she cook meth and sleep with hookers than vote for Trump, and that it’s like the Twilight Zone. Former cocaine addict Kirstie also goes off on how everyone in America is overmedicated, drugs are bad, and she finds Scientology a lot more helpful for depression than pills. Then Kirstie pulled out the following gem: She’s friends with parents who smoked weed with their kids, and those kids proceeded to do heroin and overdose. Tale as old as time.
I didn’t know it was possible to be a member of two different cults simultaneously yet Kirstie Alley has proved that anything is possible if you’re dumb enough. Back in October, Kirstie let it be known that she was going to vote for Donald Trump, thus pledging her allegiance to the MAGA movement and embracing all that comes with it. She called Nancy Pelosi EVIL, and quoted QAnon’s now-suspended Twitter Page saying “WHERE WE GO ONE WE GO ALL *American flag emoji* I like it.” Yet, after last Wednesday’s insurrection (look at me, casually mentioning an insurrection when it should be The Kid’s Choice Awards or some shit. What a year[s]) Kirstie had an opportunity to distance herself from the mob but instead chose to lean on her all caps key and assert that Twitter’s decision to suspend Trump’s Twitter account was “SLAVERY” and that “BIG TECH” now holds “the keys to the chains.” Please forgive her. It must be so confusing holding competing ideologies that are both rooted in science fiction, especially considering the fact that one of them probably involves literal slavery. And let’s not forget the fact that she is also, apparently, very, very dumb.