Category: JLo
Jennifer Lopez Says That She Sometimes Feels Like An “Outsider” In Hollywood
I know that most people believe Madonna is the mother of re-invention, but that title needs to go to Jennifer Lopez because she’s the Optimus Prime of pop stars. And yes, I get it. Her ability to re-purpose discarded items from her past is unmatched. Still, she sometimes struggles with knowing just how popular she really is. Honestly, that sounds crazy since all the spotlights and accolades have been thrown at her for her greatest role yet in the reboot of Bennifer 1.0, co-starring Ben Affleck. However, even though JLo’s IMDB page is filled with future project after future project, she says that she feels like an “outsider” in Hollywood. Translation: “I still hate you, snobby Hollywood motherfuckers, for not giving me that Oscar nominations for Hustlers!”
Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Kissed With Their Masks On At The Met Gala
Jennifer Lopez is probably never going to win that Oscar, and if she does, I hope it’s for something really stupid like a sequel to Jersey Girl called Jersey Woman. But she does deserve something special for all her hard work! JLo is out here working harder than a coal miner with 17 mouths to feed (or gig worker with 2 kids trying to make rent in 2021, adjusted for inflation). In the past couple of weeks alone, JLo has been to Italy TWICE and made an appearance at the MTV VMAs. Yet she still made time to thumb her nose at Ben Affleck’s ex-girlfriend Ana de Armas by recreating one of BenAna’s iconic pap stroll looks from the Spring 2020 COVID collection. Kissing with masks on. Thank god JLo has almost certainly gotten Ben to switch to a vape pen because I am forever haunted by those pictures of him smoking with his mask on. Because you know JLo’s not about to rub her moneymaker all over some dirty ashtray.
Open Post: Hosted By Billie Eilish’s Unenthusiastic Response To Jennifer Lopez’s Appearance At The MTV VMAs
The only thing Jennifer Lopez loves more than to bask in the glory of dozens of cameras while standing next to Ben Affleck is to invite people to come together as a collective group and suggest we all get loud. Well, if you happened to catch Billie Eilish in the audience at the 2021 MTV VMAs last night, you might assume that Billie isn’t familiar with JLo’s enthusiasm for getting loud, because when JLo came out to present an award, Billie’s hands could not have been less active and her mouth more silent. Oooh, where’s that shady reality show rattlesnake noise when you need it.
The Bennifer Revival Hit The Red Carpet Of The Venice Film Festival
Since Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck reunited in April, our eyes have been exposed to hundreds of pictures of the pair; on yachts and balconies and beaches, oh my! But the couple didn’t make their official red carpet debut until today. Introducing Red Carpet Bennifer: Version 2.0 at the Venice Film Festival premiere of Ben’s new movie, The Last Duel. 52-year-old Jen went tits-out in white, 49-year-old Ben served us Madame Tussauds wax statue (post-lobotomy).
Jennifer Lopez Has Finally Scrubbed Alex Rodriguez From Her Instagram Account
The Benniferaissance has been in full swing for a while now. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have not let up for even a moment, and through it all, Jennifer still had pictures of her ex Alex Rodriguez on her Instagram page. While the two have sort of hinted at staying cordial because of business connections, these two are donezo completely. Jennifer has scrubbed him from her Instagram. No vacation photos. No dinners. It’s a clean sweep and A-Rod has been wiped from Jennifer’s timeline!
Matt Damon Really, Really Wants Bennifer To Make It This Time
Matt Damon, hot on the heels of his “The Other F-Word” debacle, faux-humbled by his daughter’s course correction and in need of some sympathetic press, put on his “I ship Bennifer 1.0 so much and just leave me the fuck alone about all this homophobic slur crap” cheerleading outfit (disarming expressions practiced in the bathroom mirror and a baseball hat to seem relatable). The hat came in handy when Matt joined Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez a little over a week ago to play the Frankie Grande in a stunting throuple no one asked for frolic on a private beach, feed everyone’s bizarre need for early-aughts nostalgia, and do their usual bro-dude shit in between Ben’s hand-holding sessions with JLo. According to People, no one else in this or any other universe could possibly be rooting more for Bennifer than Matt, which Matt recently barfed up in an episode of The Carlos Watson Show: