I know it seems like you’ve seen a lot of coverage of Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas’ copious coronavirus love parades. But you have to believe me when I tell you that you have not seen the half of it here. They happen daily, and so it’s only when something of particular note happens, like say Ana wears a $3000 Gucci drop cloth, that I feel like it’s my journalistic duty to report on it. And BenAna’s Thursday ho stroll was one such event. Prayers up for Batman, he is really going through it. He’s walking around with his Casual Friday bat-mask half off his face (it was Thursday, his bat-standards are slipping), smoking a cigarette and looking supremely miserable. Don’t bother sending up the Bat-Signal, he really just can’t right now.
Over the past few weeks, it seems that Ben and Ana have caved to social pressure and started wearing masks while out walking their dogs, much to the delight of Ana’s Twitter fan page @ArmasUpdates, who despite being blocked by Ana, continue to stan while offering pithy commentary. Here’s BenAna’s walk, which was followed by a smoke break for Ben.
Ana de Armas & Ben Affleck look cute wearing their masks to prevent the spread of COVID-19 as they walk their dogs in Los Angeles. (April 23, 2020) pic.twitter.com/cnXrATva3l
— Ana de Armas Updates (@ArmasUpdates) April 23, 2020
And here’s Ben proving that health and safety are at the forefront of everything he does. He should consider using these pictures should he ever decide to seek a public health cabinet position in the Trump administration.
hey ben affleck quick question what the fuck pic.twitter.com/hRNqTviJYa
— martyna (@mniwrchl) April 24, 2020
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@benaffleck smokes a cigarette on the street in Los-Angeles while out and about running errands. April 23. #benaffleck #бенаффлек #brucewayne #affleck #batman #actor #movie #Cinema #Daredevil #dceu #dc #justiceleague #ReleaseTheSnyderCut #DeepWater #anadearmas #seraphinaaffleck #samuelaffleck #violetaffleck #jennifergarner #caseyaffleck
Dear god the stench. And with that mask pulled up like that, it looks like he’s sparing the world from the horrific sight of his exposed nostrils after his nose fell off due to syphilitic necrosis. I don’t know about you, but The Sound of Silence was suddenly stuck in my head immediately upon seeing these photos. These are now canon.
this one too pic.twitter.com/JakJYvAnSn
— Jacob Website (@JacobWebsite) April 24, 2020
Well, at least Ben and Ana are taking California’s SIP orders to heart by masking up. But no flimsy piece of cloth is going to stop them from passing the viral load of their passion back and forth (or Ben from shotgunning some of that sweet, sweet nicotine into Ana’s mask) for all the world to see.
— B.A 🧉💥 (@matedepomelo) April 16, 2020