Category: JLo
Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Were Spotted On A Beach Stroll With Special Surprise Guest, Matt Damon!
Based on past behavior and current projections, if I had to guess Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck’s ideal three-way, I’d suggest the two of them, plus a photographer who doesn’t get seasick. But over the weekend, Bennifer was seen walking a beach in Malibu with a mystery man tagging along. JLo and Ben spent their walk holding hands, which should have been the focal point, but sadly, they were upstaged by a Ben Affleck and Matt Damon bro reunion.
Diddy Claims He Wasn’t Trolling When He Posted A Throwback Pic Of Him And JLo After She Got Back With Ben Affleck
Back in May JLo and Ben Affleck broke the Internet, the stratosphere, and reality as we know it when they reconciled 17 years after their initial split. The same week the new couple was papped on a Miami balcony, JLo’s even retro-er ex, Diddy, posted an old paparazzi photo of him and Jennifer holding hands, captioning it #tbt. Commenters took the (since deleted) throwback photo as Diddy trolling JLo and Ben, but, in a new interview with Vanity Fair, he insists his motives were pure and, “that’s just my friend.” Ah, I see. Just a silly lil coincidence. My apologies, Diddy Love (yep, he changed his name again). Continue reading
Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Recreated The Ass-Stroking Scene From Her “Jenny From The Block” Video
Over the weekend, in honor and celebration of her 52nd birthday, Jennifer Lopez decided to give a gift to the gossip gods, by posting a picture on her Instagram of herself and Ben Affleck kissing on a boat. Usually going Instagram official is the unequivocal event that confirms with absolute certainty that two famous people are dating. But in Bennifer’s case, there was still one critical piece of information missing to make it feel really real. Well, Bennifer went ahead and erased all remaining traces of doubt. That’s right, they’ve officially entered the long-awaited stage where they’re shamelessly recreating the “Jenny From The Block” video!
Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Went Instagram Official For Her Birthday
Yesterday, Jennifer Lopez turned 52, and was anyone really expecting it to just slip by unannounced and without drama-packed visual documentation for future generations? This isn’t our first rodeo. The weather outlets have their Stormwatch but here we’re all about Stuntwatch, and the usual suspects rarely disappoint. This past month, we rode out a sugar coma thanks to Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton getting all mushy and gross; tried to care about Irina Shayk insisting she and Kanye West are, like, really a thing; and then yelled at the screen in exasperation when it told us Angelina Jolie and The Weeknd had been seen eating dinner together.
No one actually buys into any of this stunt fluffage, but just nod along because today’s offering is propping up a candy-coated fantasy of “the love of their lives who got away, stayed away, married other people, had kids, got divorced, and then rediscovered each other just when their stunt-queen spot was getting itchy.” People reports that a quick minute after JLo and Ben Affleck made an appearance on Leah Remini’s Instagram page, they went Instagram Official on her page, in addition to being the bliss-oozing cover story of their August issue.
Alex Rodriguez Has Finally “Come To Terms” With The Fact That He And Jennifer Lopez Are Over
Alex Rodriguez is finally facing reality: he and Jennifer Lopez are over, kaput, dunzo, never gonna happen again never ever ever! Well, not unless JLo’s hard up for some attention in eighteen years and takes his old ass back to capitalize on the public’s thirst for 2020 nostalgia. But until then, they’re through. Originally it was reported that A-Rod believed he and JLo would “stay friends” post-breakup, which, as we all know, is the first step towards backsliding into romance. But then Jennifer allegedly cut Alex off for being “too needy.” And now that she’s reunited with Ben Affleck, a source told Entertainment Tonight that A-Rod has finally realized his JLo phase is over. Jennifer joins the ranks of A-Rod celebrity exes such as Madonna, Kate Hudson, and Cameron Diaz. Let me punch that data into my celebrity math calculator and figure out who his next paramour will be… beep boop beep boop… Paul Reubens?! OK, this thing’s broken.
Ben Affleck Is Also Hanging Out With Jennifer Lopez’s Mom Again
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have been moving so fast, even the speed of light is like, “Slow down, you’re going to get whiplash!“. The original Bennifer hooked up about 0.000009 seconds after JLo called it quits with monogamy’s greatest foe, Alex Rodriguez. And in a little over a month, we’ve heard that JLo and Ben both attended the Vax Live concert (where she sang the unofficial Boston Red Sox anthem “Sweet Caroline” with her mother Guadalupe Rodríguez) and that JLo is thinking about moving to Los Angeles to be closer to him. JLo and Ben continue to go through the traditional new couple milestones at 2x speed, as Ben was recently spotted casino hopping with JLo’s mama Guadalupe in Las Vegas. Clearly, Guadalupe didn’t hold a grudge against her almost son-in-law after the Bennifer years fizzled out.