Has there ever been a sadder sack than Alex Rodriguez bravely forging ahead with his Hims obligations and shooting his makeup for men campaign alone when Jennifer Lopez already done had Hers? I wonder if he ever imagined he’d be applying concealer on himself while JLo is off letting the paparazzi know she definitely just had sex with Ben Affleck by hanging off her Miami balcony taking selfies in a housecoat and showing off that one leg. Poor A-Rod, staged balcony displays used to be their special thing! But at least JLo’s not showing off THAT FINGER yet, but we’ve got a long summer of stunting ahead of us.
A couple of weeks ago Ben and Jennifer vacationed together in Montana, which is his special place, and the paps only managed to get a blurry shot of them in the car. Now, according to TMZ, we’ve got “the first clear shots” of Bennifer Redux after Ben flew to Miami, incognito, and the two had their picture taken as they came down the stairs of JLo’s waterfront mansion with JLo beaming, looking like the cat that just ate the canary and Ben looking like the canary that just got horked up by a sexy cat.
Earlier in the day, they were also photographed individually from the mansion’s balcony, each doing what they do best. Ben popped out for a pensive smoke and a soda, and JLo popped out of her housecoat and posed.
And while JLo’s finger remains unclaimed, internet sleuths deduced that Ben has been signaling that he’s spoken for by flashing a very special vintage (c. 2002) timepiece.
It’s the lil things…
Ben Affleck wearing the same watch JLo gave him while filming Jenny From The Block pic.twitter.com/Yfs7hN3xfT
— bennifer tea (@jloaffleck) May 24, 2021
Bravo, well played, hats off, and congratulations. I heard the Nobel committee just called an emergency meeting to discuss adding a 7th category for Outstanding Achievements in Stunting.