Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Recreated The Ass-Stroking Scene From Her “Jenny From The Block” Video
Over the weekend, in honor and celebration of her 52nd birthday, Jennifer Lopez decided to give a gift to the gossip gods, by posting a picture on her Instagram of herself and Ben Affleck kissing on a boat. Usually going Instagram official is the unequivocal event that confirms with absolute certainty that two famous people are dating. But in Bennifer’s case, there was still one critical piece of information missing to make it feel really real. Well, Bennifer went ahead and erased all remaining traces of doubt. That’s right, they’ve officially entered the long-awaited stage where they’re shamelessly recreating the “Jenny From The Block” video!
The pictures Jennifer Lopez posted to her Instagram account on Saturday were taken on a yacht, which I assume was rented specifically to JLo and Ben could recreate that delightful early 2000s throwback fantasy they’ve been selling since May. It was likely chartered just for JLo’s birthday festivities, but why not get in a little attention-based stunt while you’ve got it? TMZ says that Original Recipe Bennifer has been sailing around the Mediterranean and St. Tropez, and yesterday they were seen on the deck of that yacht, with Ben’s hand on JLo’s ass. Can you believe they also just so happened to be in a perfectly clear, unobstructed view of a photographer with a telephoto lens? And with exact same camera angle and placement staging as the music video, no less! That picture is so clearly choreographed, I can practically hear her JLo trying desperately not to giggle while singing, “Nothing phony, don’t hate on me, what you get is what you see.”
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They were also caught engaging in some romantic starboard-side canoodling. That yacht rental started paying for itself the second it left the marina.
The way we won in the end🔥. Please continue entertaining me Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck. #Bennifer pic.twitter.com/1Zcxe6NRoO
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TMZ also heavily implied that Bennifer wasn’t exactly trying to be subtle or private on that boat:
Now that the cat is fully out of the bag – beyond just pap shots of them sneaking in smooches and pecks here and there – it seems clear that Jen and Ben aren’t trying to hide the PDA anymore … which you can tell from these photos of them on the yacht’s deck. Definitely appeared to be intentional too, ’cause there was a photog on hand snapping pics of them doing the butt thing. Boy, talk about art imitating life … on purpose.
Please. Of course, it was on purpose. At this point, I believe it would be classified as a felony if JLo and Ben kissed in public without a photographer simultaneously filling up a 32 GB memory card.
But what’s next? Are they about to remake Gigli? I don’t think they should leap into that just yet. They haven’t even recreated all the best scenes from Jenny From The Block. Like when JLo presents Ben with an expensive gift. But if JLo wants to keep it convincing, she should ditch the $75,000 watch, and fill a box with something that will truly melt his heart. “Babe! How did you know?” he whispers, as he removes a dozen Dunkin’ gift cards from the box, and wipes away a tear of joy.
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