Category: National Enquirer
January Jones Called Out The National Enquirer For Claiming Her Friends Are “Worried” About Her Bikini Selfies
If you happen to follow January Jones on Instagram, then you know that her current social media brand is a combination of high fashion, weirdness, bikini selfies, and extra-strength cabin fever. Pretty much the opposite of what Betty Draper might be like on Instagram, although to be fair, Betty Draper seems more like the stalking-Don-on-Facebook type. The point is, January has been having fun on social media, but well, the bikini selfies have been a problem, at least according to a story that was in the works at The National Enquirer. January caught wind of that story and called them out. And she did so with a bikini selfie.
Jeff Bezos’ Investigator Thinks The Saudi Arabian Government Is Behind His Dick Pics
The Case of The Dirty Sanchez, just got a little bit shittier. According to CNN, the Saudi Arabian government may have been among the first people to see Jeff Bezos’ dick pic. Gavin de Becker, Jeff’s private dick, has “concluded with high confidence that the Saudis had access to Bezos’ phone, and gained private information” before Michael Sanchez, Jeff’s lover’s gay brother (rolls right off the tongue, dunnit?), allegedly sold said information to The National Enquirer and its parent company, AMI (American Media Company). Somebody needs to bust out the Wet Wipes because this Dirty Sanchez is hella messy.
Jeff Bezos Is Accusing The National Enquirer Of Trying To Blackmail Him With Dick Pics
Amazon super billionaire Jeff Bezos, who was asking how the National Enquirer got hold of his nudes the other day, has now taken things ten steps further and accused the Enquirer and parent company, American Media Inc., of extortion. And honey, before you think they can claim “defamation” Jeff has plenty of receipts and gets bold. Are you ready for the dick-measuring battle of Pecker (the one on Jeff Bezos’ crotch) v. Pecker (the one who owns the Enquirer)?