January Jones Called Out The National Enquirer For Claiming Her Friends Are “Worried” About Her Bikini Selfies

December 9, 2020 / Posted by:

If you happen to follow January Jones on Instagram, then you know that her current social media brand is a combination of high fashion, weirdness, bikini selfies, and extra-strength cabin fever. Pretty much the opposite of what Betty Draper might be like on Instagram, although to be fair, Betty Draper seems more like the stalking-Don-on-Facebook type. The point is, January has been having fun on social media, but well, the bikini selfies have been a problem, at least according to a story that was in the works at The National Enquirer. January caught wind of that story and called them out. And she did so with a bikini selfie.

Yesterday, January posted a screengrab of what appeared to be an email that was sent out by The National Enquirer. It reads that The National Enquirer is preparing to publish a story about how January’s friends are worried for her, that all her social media activity is due to an abrupt halt in acting work, and that her bikini selfies are a “desperate cry for attention” and that she can’t find work. Naturally, January is calling BS on all of it:

So I guess she won’t be returning their email with a comment then? No, not likely. At least not a written comment from her publicist or agent. But if The National Enquirer counts shady Instagram posts as a valid response to a story, then they could always use this picture of a deeply desperate January in a bikini, flipping off her haters.

January still wasn’t done. Earlier today, she posted this video, starring herself in Barbie form as Betty Draper, and herself in action figure form as Emma Frost from X-Men: First Class. In the one-minute Instagram play, Emma accuses Betty of taking her cape, to which Betty tells that “desperate hag” Emma that she should be wearing some more clothes. Out of nowhere appears a FunkoPop Betty Draper, then a third act twist comes in the form of a crocheted doll of January’s character from Last Man on Earth, who comes in and beats all their asses. Chekhov who?!

As for The Enquirer’s anonymous source, Chrissy Teigen says it was her. via Just Jared:

Hilariously, Chrissy Teigen then “confessed” to being one of the alleged concerned friends in the comments.

“It was me. I’m worried !!!!!!!” she wrote.

Chrissy is obviously joking, unless she’s not. Maybe she really is concerned, in which case – Chrissy, please. Running to The National Enquirer? You couldn’t host a Zoom intervention first? And it’s not too late to host an intervention for January, but not for her desperate out-of-work selfies. Someone needs to intervene and take away those dolls! It’s hard to fluff your titties up for a bikini selfie when you accidentally break two to three fingers while fighting your action figures.

Pic: Instagram

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