Convicted Rapist Harvey Weinstein Has Recovered From Coronavirus

A glimmer of joy in this chaotic shit storm known as 2020 was that Harvey Weinstein was punished for decades of sexual abuse. Well, technically he was only convicted for the rape of Jessica Mann and a criminal sex act against Mimi Haley but it’s as good as we’re going to get until California comes through for us. While in and out of jail during his sentencing, it seems he caught a little something-something: coronavirus. But Bill Cosby will be thrilled to hear that Harvey has pulled through.

During his trial, Harvey Weinstein took WOE IS ME to new levels of BITCH PLEASE. He had gone off to the hospital several times, underwent heart surgery, and complained about back pain, which was his reason for “needing” a walker. And after he was sentenced to 23 years in prison, we learned that coronavirus caught a case of him while he was in jail.

The Daily Mail says that three weeks after he tested positive for COVID-19, 68-year-old Harvey has been declared coronavirus-free. Harvey survived symptoms like “cough and fever” and was finally released from a 14-day quarantine. According to Harvey’s lawyers, he’s now in the medical unit at the Wende Correctional Facility and is “being monitored for his various medical conditions.” And those medical conditions, allegedly include high blood pressure, heart problems, severe diabetes, and a spine condition. A source tells the Daily Mail:

“The man is in poor health normally speaking, and has multiple pre-existing conditions. Honestly, I was very concerned. I can’t believe he made it through this. I was definitely thinking this would be the end of him.”

Harvey’s rep confirms that he’s out of quarantine and no longer has symptoms. And Harvey’s lawyers added that he’s living the life of a prisoner, which is expected when one is convicted of rape:

“He is in a Super Maximum Security Prison with no special treatment. He doesn’t have his own phone, his own TV or anything that is his ‘own’ except the prison-issued clothes and items that individuals received. He does not have a special dorm, a special prison cell or anything of that nature.”

No personal TV or personal phone? THE HORROR! Harvey must have talked to Ellen DeGeneres on what prison conditions are like and was shocked to learn that his cell isn’t a luxurious suite. And when reached for comment about this story, coronavirus said, “Thank GOD I got out of Harvey Weinstein. I was scared for a minute.”

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