While Everybody’s Hair Is Looking A Mess, Birthday Boy Prince Louis’ Hair Game Is Still A+++, ThankYouVeryMuch
Prince Louis turns two years old today, and since one of Prince William and Duchess Kate’s actual job requirements is to be those parents who constantly post pictures of their kid on Facebook so that people can be like, “Oh my god, my eyes have been blessed by the cutest child in the world,” they completed their job requirement by posting new pictures of Louis for his second born day. And the pictures were taken by the family’s regular photographer: Duchess Kate.
My hair is looking so raggedy that if a rat strolled up to my head with its real estate agent, it would say, “Why the hell did you bring me to this lurid digs ass nest? Did I say I wanted a teardown?!” But here’s Prince Louis serving up some side-swept 90s Linda Evangelista perfection. We’re already going through enough and now we have to deal with being shown up by a kid!
The theme of Prince Louis’ first birthday shoot was SWEATER GAME, and this one is Painting For Charity. While wearing what I would consider an Eastertime formal ensemble (and royals consider craft time rags), Prince Louis made a rainbow with paints on his hand. No, this is not Prince Louis’ way of letting us know he’s a gay rights ally. He joined kids across the UK in thanking the National Health Service for their hard work during this pandemic by painting rainbows. William and Kate shared pics of Louis with rainbow hands, as well as the finished product.
William and Kate also showed that they’re hip with the Instagram lingo by doing an “Instagram vs. Reality” post:
Next up, William, Kate, Louis, and Princess Charlotte will do the Blinding Lights dance on TikTok as Future King George stands on the sidelines, and judgementally rolls his eyes while giving Debbie Allen’s “fame costs” speech from Fame.
And to many, it looks like the Middleton genes won the gene battle against the Windsor genes:
Prince Louis is a mini Michael Middleton! Royal fans claim the two-year-old is 'the image' of grandfather https://t.co/IcZdNgoMw5
— Daily Mail U.K. (@DailyMailUK) April 23, 2020
If that’s the case, it looks like Louis will always have a luxurious field of hair on his head, like his pepaw. So Louis can join George in confidently throwing looks of pity at their dad as he slathers SPF on his bare dome.
Pic: Instagram