A Tech Millionaire, Who Is Trying To Reverse His Age, Is Being Sued By His Ex-Fiancée Because He Dumped Her After She Told Him She Has Breast Cancer
There are a lot of very nasty folks in the world, and unfortunately, a large majority of them have lots of money. But one who has secured their eternal place in Hell is tech millionaire Bryan Johnson, founder of the web payment system Braintree which was eventually bought by PayPal. He’s Disney villain evil for a multitude of reasons, including spending over $1 million a year to try to reverse his age. But the one that stands out the most is his mistreatment of his ex-fiancée Taryn Southern. Not only did he cheat on her repeatedly throughout their relationship he deserves a life full of throat punches for dumping her after she revealed she was battling breast cancer.
The Daily Mail reports Bryan is a menace to society who is obsessed with youth and beauty, though he specifically owns claims to neither. However, he has spent millions of dollars to reverse the aging process because although he’s 45 he wants to have the organs of an 18-year-old. In his attempt to achieve this feat, he wakes up at the ass crack of the morning, takes a shitload of supplements all day, has a very strict vegan diet, and undergoes monthly medical procedures in his home medical suite. He talked all about his obsession with turning back time here. And here are the results of all his money:
Am I looking at Eric Stoltz as Rick Astley or Rick Astley as Archie? Either way, it doesn’t matter how fresh he wants to keep his organs because he’s rotten to the core. He and Taryn met in 2016 when she was a successful YouTube creator, and he was obsessed with becoming famous. Unfortunately, he used Taryn and eventually broke her down until she was 100% fully dependent on him financially. But it came at the cost of having to deal with Bryan’s Data from Star Trek looking ass constantly disrespecting her and treating her badly.
Film director and tech artist Taryn Southern says Bryan Johnson, 45, insisted she tell him about all her previous lovers – and even what sex acts they got up to, she claims in a lawsuit obtained exclusively by DailyMail.com.
‘Defendant Johnson pushed Ms. Southern to share a full list of her past sexual partners with him and describe the sexual acts that took place,’ the suit states.
Johnson allegedly promised to support Southern financially and medically for the ‘rest of her life’ – even placing her in an expensive wellness program because he wanted her around ‘forever.’
In exchange, he would receive Southern’s companionship as well as her ‘intellectual and professional’ services for his various business projects and ventures, Southern says in court papers filed in Los Angeles.
But after she was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2019, Southern, 37, claims the venture capitalist kicked her out of their Los Angeles home and went back on his $149,000 separation agreement.
At one point, Bryan convinced Taryn that his cheating was a good thing, and that’s when I would have replaced all of his vegan meals with veggies dipped in pork grease. This guy is the textbook definition of an asshole, and he even wanted Taryn to make their breakup look like it was mutual, even though it was mainly because he couldn’t be bothered with her once she revealed her cancer diagnosis.
Over the coming weeks, Johnson allegedly became ‘increasingly hostile’ at home and refused to speak to her except to say she needed to move out ‘as soon as possible’.
He called her ‘bad deal’ and a ‘net negative’ – referring to her cancer diagnosis, it is claimed.
Johnson even allegedly barred her from posting about seeking a new place on Facebook as it would ‘make him look bad.’
I think in the settlement, Taryn needs to be awarded all of Bryan’s medical equipment and smash it to smithereens with a sledgehammer. Because without all of those potions and treatments, he’ll devolve into looking like Rip Van Winkle in no time.