Category: Fuck Cancer

Sarah Harding Of Girls Aloud Reveals Breast Cancer Diagnosis And Says It’s Spread

August 26, 2020 / Posted by:

Sarah Harding made a depressing revelation on her Instagram today by announcing that she was diagnosed with breast cancer a few months ago, and in even more depressing news, she found out a couple of weeks ago that the cancer has spread to other parts of her body. Fucking cancer–you sonofamonster! If cancer was a person they’d be less likable than Piers Morgan.

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Alex Trebek Shared An Update On His Battle With Cancer

July 17, 2020 / Posted by:

In early 2019, Canuck quiz show icon Alex Trebek announced he was diagnosed with Stage 4 pancreatic cancer, and the prognosis wasn’t good. The world wept, including my momma. Alex and Robert Redford are tied for her #1. Since then, Alex has battled excruciating physical pain and depression. After doctors told Alex the cancer was “near remission”, it came back last fall with a vengeance, and he was forced to undergo more chemotherapy.

Now, in an interview with The New York Times to discuss his new memoir, The Answer Is… Reflections on My Life (move over, Mimi!), Alex has revealed that his prognosis has worsened, and, if his current course of treatment fails, he plans to stop treatment altogether. NO, 2020. BAD 2020! STOP, 2020! Continue reading

Shannen Doherty Has Stage 4 Breast Cancer, After Going Into Remission In 2017

February 4, 2020 / Posted by:

One of the hardest punches to the soul in 2015, for me, was finding out that my tweenhood idol Brenda Walsh had to take on the smegma-covered demon that is cancer. Shannen Doherty was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2015, and she shanked, slapped, kicked, throat-punched, and elbow’d that ugly piece of trash until it screamed for its mommy and joined The Don’t Fuck With Brenda Walsh Club (Kelly Taylor is president). Shannen delivered some good news in 2017 by announcing that the cancer had gone into remission. But because 2020 has to keep showing past years that it can be even worse by saying, “Hold my beer cup of human fetus blood which fuels the evil in me even more,” Shannen says that the cancer came back. And it’s stage 4.

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