Many of us woke up to the news of sadness this morning that Andy Rourke, bassist for the Smiths, has died. And we’re going to need another cabinet for the Fuck Cancer files because Andy died from pancreatic cancer. He was only 59.
Last month, when Jerry Springer died, many 90s kids were taken back to simpler (and messier) times when they would fake sick from school to watch his show. And last night, we lost another daytime TV babysitter. Soap opera legend Jacklyn “Jackie” Zeman, who played Nurse Bobbie Spencer for over four decades on General Hospital, died. Jacklyn Zeman was 70.
It’s a sad day for those who faked sick from school or work just to get a massive dose of Vitamin T (for trash) and Vitamin F (for fuckery) by taking in the industrial-strength messiness of Jerry Springer. Former Mayor of Cincinnati turned Master of Daytime Foolery, Jerry Springer, has died and is now hearing the chant “Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!” in the afterworld Jerry Springer was 79.
A Tech Millionaire, Who Is Trying To Reverse His Age, Is Being Sued By His Ex-Fiancée Because He Dumped Her After She Told Him She Has Breast Cancer
There are a lot of very nasty folks in the world, and unfortunately, a large majority of them have lots of money. But one who has secured their eternal place in Hell is tech millionaire Bryan Johnson, founder of the web payment system Braintree which was eventually bought by PayPal. He’s Disney villain evil for a multitude of reasons, including spending over $1 million a year to try to reverse his age. But the one that stands out the most is his mistreatment of his ex-fiancée Taryn Southern. Not only did he cheat on her repeatedly throughout their relationship he deserves a life full of throat punches for dumping her after she revealed she was battling breast cancer.
Sad news. Yesterday People confirmed reports that tennis legend Martina Navratilova had been diagnosed with two separate cancers: throat cancer and breast cancer, both stage 1. 66-year-old Martina took to Twitter to thank everyone for their support and assure fans that she’s “not done yet“. Martina’s wife of 8 years, Real Housewives of Miami star Julia Lemogova, posted a picture of herself, Martina, and their cute little blond dachshund, Lulu, to Instagram. In the caption, 50-year-old Julia wrote, “Together, we will fight this.” Dr. Lulu, it’s your time to shine!
Right before 2022 took its final bow and exited stage left, we were hit with more sad news and learned that we’d lost another Pointer Sister. Sadly, Anita Pointer, one of the founding members of the legendary Pointer Sisters, died on the last day of 2022. Anita’s death is one for the already-over-flowing Fuck Cancer files since she died after a long battle with cancer. Anita was 74.