Though Kim Kardashian recently said she’d eventually like to get married a fourth time, what she failed to mention is that she’s already in a hot and heavy committed relationship with leaving her stain of desperation and full-body makeup on the iconic fashions of beloved dead women. This time, Kim got her klaws on the Attallah Cross, a necklace Princess Diana famously wore to a charity gala in the 80s.
TMZ says that the Greatest Christian Artiste God Ever Created Anointed By Jesus Himself has been put on hold by City Planning. Apparently that huge ranch of his is going to be the home of Kanye’s Kult, and he’s planning to build a 70,000+ square foot amphitheater to spout his sermons. The end of times are here, people. Kanye West is about to form a Khristian Kanye Kompound and the only thing holding him back is Wyoming’s version of Parks & Recreation.