Category: Auctions
Kim Kardashian Bought A $197,453 Cross Necklace Famously Worn By Princess Diana

Though Kim Kardashian recently said she’d eventually like to get married a fourth time, what she failed to mention is that she’s already in a hot and heavy committed relationship with leaving her stain of desperation and full-body makeup on the iconic fashions of beloved dead women. This time, Kim got her klaws on the Attallah Cross, a necklace Princess Diana famously wore to a charity gala in the 80s.
Tom Girardi’s Law Firm Is Selling “Erika Jayne Collectibles” To Help Pay Off Creditors

Failed gold digger and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Erika Jayne’s estranged husband Tom Girardi, 82, is officially Jackson Browne-ing (AKA Running On Empty). The disgraced/disbarred former lawyer, who claims to be totally broke, has been diagnosed with dementia and Alzheimer’s, is under conservatorship, owes oodles of cash to creditors and clients he stole from, and both he, Erika, and his former law firm, Girardi Keese, are still smack in the middle of several embezzlement lawsuits and a big ol’ bankruptcy case.
Now Girardi Keese is attempting to help pay creditors by auctioning off everything in their office that’s not bolted down. This includes several ridiculous vanity portraits of Tom, a bronze bust of his head, lawyer trophies, a framed wire transfer receipt from Tom’s Erin Brokovich case, a tacky bedazzled globe, and something called “Erika Jayne Collectibles.” I was hoping for Ziploc bags filled with the Real Housewife’s original skin, teeth, and liposuctioned fat, but the actual items are far more pedestrian.
Kanye West’s Yeezy’s From A 2008 Grammy Performance Just Sold For $1.8 Million

Clearly, some people just don’t know what to do with their money because they’re out here in these streets throwing it away on the dumbest things. Personally, unless it’s $20 dollars or less, I’m not spending a whole bunch of money on somebody’s old, funky-ass pair of shoes. However, when the shoes belong to self-proclaimed Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West, people are willing to waste a damn near two million dollars for a pair of sneakers that look like part of the uniform at all of the Sizzlers in Hell.
Open Post: Hosted By The “Midsommar” Dress, Which Can Be Yours!

IndieWire says that A24, the production company behind Midsommar, is doing an auction for a good cause. If you’ve ever wanted to look like the entire fake flowers section of a Michael’s jumped you, it’s your lucky day.