Category: Do You Need Some Attention?
Kourtney Kardashian And Travis Barker Are Getting Dragged For Their PDA At Someone Else’s Wedding
I am so glad to hear that Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker haven’t deviated from their unwavering aesthetic, which is of course: the absolute horniest adults in the room. Guests at a recent wedding got to experience such libido-based theatrics, when Kourtney and her fiancé Travis walked in and silently announced that the show was now all about them, so pull up a seat, and maybe grab a plastic poncho if you’re seated in the splash zone. Naturally, lots of people thought it was highly inappropriate for Kourtney and Travis to turn that wedding venue into their own personal rec room couch.
Kanye West Has Officially Changed His Name To Just “Ye”
It’s time to officially say goodbye to the man now formerly known as Kanye Omari West, and say hello to the newest member of the mononymously-named entertainers club, Ye. Madonna. Cher. Beyoncé. Snoopy. Ye. Not short for Yeezy, or Yeezus, just Ye. Kanye filed papers back in August to legally change his name to just Ye, and unlike his other harebrained schemes like becoming President or living in Wyoming or building low-income housing, Ye successfully completed this one!
Paris Hilton Is Planning To Wear 10 Different Dresses To Her Wedding
Paris Hilton is engaged for the fourth time in her life, as you already know, and this engagement seems like the one that might actually end with her getting married. She’s busy planning the perfect celebration for herself and her fiancé, Carter Reum. And as such, one of the biggest elements to her perfect day needs to be figured out. What will Paris wear?! Except, in this case, it’s more like “What won’t Paris wear“, because she plans on going through a week and a half’s worth of dresses when she says “I do.”
A Stylist Claims Justin Timberlake Set Up Janet Jackson At The Super Bowl To One-Up Britney Spears
I think many can agree that Janet Jackson was done dirty after Justin Timberlake closed out the 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show by ripping off her detachable titty cover and exposing her right boob. A few months ago, Justin finally clued in and realized that he was arguably the villain during that Super Bowl moment, and publicly acknowledged that Janet deserved an apology. He never said what he was apologizing for, and if he was looking for a reason to issue a follow-up statement, well – maybe he can reference some recent comments made by Janet’s then-stylist. Because according to stylist Wayne Scot Lukas, Justin allegedly pushed for a “wardrobe malfunction” because he wanted to upstage all the attention and publicity Britney Spears got six months earlier for kissing Madonna at the MTV VMAs. Justin Timberlake? Being jealous of a woman’s attention and feeling the need to one-up her in the most obnoxious way? That definitely doesn’t sound like something Justin Timberlake would do.
Brody Jenner And Kaitlynn Carter Might Be Back Together
While Miley Cyrus is too busy crawling on Cody Simpson for a million selfies to frolic around with Kaitlynn Carter anymore, and Brody Jenner’s pure love with Josie Canseco came to an end over her being too young, Brody and Kaitlynn decided to rejoin forces since the Captain & Tennille weren’t lying when they said that love will keep us together. And by “love,” I mean attention. Since The Hills: New Beginnings is currently on hiatus and Lauren Conrad is too famous to make an appearance on the show, Brody really doesn’t want you to forget he exists, nor does Kaitlynn.
Tyler Perry Wants Actors To Stop Buying Billboards To Get His Attention
Actors are paying upwards of $2,000 to pay for a billboard in Tyler Perry’s neighborhood in Atlanta as a way to get his attention and hoping it leads to an acting gig. Tyler wants these thirsty actors to save their money and audition for him for free. And he’s not wrong, $2,ooo is a ton of money for an out-of-work or (under)employed actor and though it may grab some attention, it’s probably the wrong kind of attention. It’s like acting super wasted to get the bartenders attention. They’ll see you, but they aren’t going to serve you.