There is a REASON that Celine Dion is the Prime Minister of Canada. She is insanely qualified, insanely talented, wise beyond words, and ageless. Her skills do not STOP! She can pose with a shoe and she can hit those notes like a Québecois Queen! Celine is it. And thanks to her new fashion renaissance, Celine has been hitting the global headlines, and she’s finally coming for all of our wigs with a music video to reflect her glory. The video for her new track Imperfections is out and mama: it’s a RUNWAY! Canadian Titanic Fashion Gays: you are eating tonight!
This. Music. Video. Has. It. All!
There are gigantic sleeves that make you wonder, “How does she get through a doorway?”
There’s a top hat being placed carefully on Celine’s head by someone else.
There’s a Pennywise-inspired FASHUN romper which is really flattering on absolutely no one, but Celine is pulling it off… I mean… until she stands up and the whole thing is revealed and you wonder who could have thought about creating something so… controversial.
And those outfits are only in the first minute! She has several more changes of clothes to pose and stunt in like she’s about to ask Pray Tell for the judges’ scores! There’s even a shot of her running in a gown and a blindfold because Celine-Fucking-Dion uses sonar and can hear her way through any physical demands like goddamn Daredevil!
And to top it all off, she then wipes off all her makeup to show her bare face to the world like she’s Alicia Keys, because she has, what? Imperfections.